#shklanatte

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Lance is a bimbo. The reason he’s not a himbo is because he’s more feminine. Shiro would be a himbo.

Bimbo Lance supremacy

He’s like a Jessica Rabbit kind of bimbo. Or Harley Quinn.

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Prince of Cuba 🇨🇺 AU

Ok so Shiro, Matt, and Keith take a study trip to Cuba to learn more about the culture and more about the royal family.(Yes I’m aware that Cuba doesn’t have a royal family. This is just an au). They stay in Cuba for a couple months until on July 28th they hear that the Queen is throwing a dance festival for the Prince’s 18th birthday. They also hear that the prince will be looking for someone to marry and that he’s bi sexual. This makes sheitt curious as to what the prince looks like. Keith suggests to look it up but Matt’s like “where’s the fun in that. Let’s go and see for a surprise. Maybe he’s cute. The festival is free anyways.” So they all go. The festival goes on for a couple hours until the prince comes out. But instead of him just walking around and engaging or just plain sitting on his thrown watching everybody, he’s on the stage singing and dancing in some booty shorts and a cropped tub top or somethin with his siblings. The boys watch mesmerized as the prince sings and shakes his hips (and his bum). They basically just watching his ass jiggle 😂. Then after an hour of them not getting tired of watching him dance the Queen announces that it’s time for him to start looking for his mate and the boys are hoping that he’d pick them and be okay with dating(hopefully marrying the three of them). After trying to “bump into him” for an hour he trips over something and falls on one of them which makes them fall in love with him even more seeing him up close. And then he speaks and they almost die. They expected him to be all prince-like and stuck up but instead he’s the sweetest lil clumsy lil oblivious soft bunny full of happiness and joy and on top of that he’s still in his lil outfit so each of them are takin turns lookin at his lil booty butt. After a few minutes of talking, Lance starts to fall for them as well but he starts freaking out and thinking that’s its bad that he likes all three of them. So Lance being the oblivious baby that he is, not really thinking his question through asks “Is it bad that I like all three of you?” And they all just die of cuteness and happiness. Shiro clarifies that they all like him too and they want him to be part of their relationship. First Lance is surprised that they’re all dating but then gets happy and says yes. But here’s the problem. Will his mother approve of him having three husbands? That’s for you to decide!

For more info just ask me ^~^.

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Lance ship names

I think lance is sub in every relationship no matter the gender of his significant other.

Klance (Keith x Lance)

Kinkance (Kinkade x Lance)

Ryance (Kinkade x Lance)

Linkade (Kinkade x Lance)

Shance (Shiro x Lance)

Svance (Sven x Lance)

Kurance (Kuron x Lance)

Alfance (Alfor x Lance)

Lancfor (Alfor x Lance)

Lancelot (Lotor x Lance)

Lotance (Lotor x Lance)

Allurance (Allura x Lance)

Plance (Pidge x Lance) Only if Lance is bottom

Hance (Hunk x Lance)

Romance (Romelle x Lance)

Jance (James x Lance)

Shklance (Shiro x Keith x Lance)

Shklatte (Shiro x Keith x Matt x Lance)

Shadance (Shiro x Adam x Lance)

Shadantis (Shiro x Adam x Curtis x Lance)

Latte (Matt x Lance)

Zarkance (Zarkon x Lance)

Kolivance (Kolivan x Lance)

Antance (Antok x Lance)

Shallurance (Shiro x Allura x Lance)

Adance (Adam x Lance)

Lurtis (Curtis x Lance)

Corance (Coran x Lance) ?

Haggance (Haggar x Lance) n0

Krolance (Krolia x Lance)

Texance (Texas Kogane/Keith’s dad x Lance)

Sendance (Sendak x Lance)

Thance (Thace x Lance)

Ulance (Ulaz x Lance)

Shklancelot (Shiro x Keith x Lotor x Lance)

Allurancelot (Allura x Lotor x Lance)

Klunk (Keith x Hunk x Lance)

Plunk (Pidge x Hunk x Lance) Only if Lance is Bottom.

Shunklatte (Shiro x Hunk x Keith x Matt x Lance)

I’ll be adding more ships whenever I find some I haven’t added

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Taller Thiccer Lance

AU where everything is the same bUt Lance is taller (like 6”9) than the other paladins including Allura and Coran. But he’s also tHicCc like Garnet from Steven Universe or somethin’. And everyone just appreciates the thiccness. Like sometimes Keith uses Lance’s butt as a pillow while he sharpens his knives and listens to Lances adorable rambles. Or Pidge laying on Lances butt while trying to figure out a new gagets while Lance asks questions. Or Hunk just dying when Lance comes out of nowhere and sits on his lap making Hunk almost spit out his lungs. Allura trying to figure out how a man could have that much butt. Coran just being a supportive uncle when the other can’t handle Lance’s hotness, or when Lance just needs to talk. Shiro having a stroke when Lance sits alittle to close, his thighs rubbing against Shiro’s while he plays with his Galran robot fingers. But not only is Lance thiccer he’s also stronger so Shiro and Keith love Lances company in the training room. The both of them trying to take down Lance but failing. Zarkon and Lotor targeting the blue lion in order to capture Lance to make or earn his affection (you choose if you want them to be evil or good).

Lance can be with anyone you want. Just know that I only stan bottom Lance. Even in relationships with women he is still bottom. I apologize for my excessive use of the variations of tHiCc.