#shower lore

[dollitalaleczka]

cover me in water and lathet me with chemicals

[just-binch-thoughts]

*after waking up and seeing a massive tower not too far from their house, Petty has run all the way to it and is now panting, before standing up straight and knocking on the door*

Hello? Anybody there?

- Petty

*muffled through the door* depends on if you’re here for taxes, temple-building, praying to my divine beauty, going out for croissants or something else!

[just-broken-thoughts]

I'm scared I started a chain of serial anons I'm sorry — boop anon

*boops nose* :3

Yes, that is unfortunate. But hey, look at it from the bright side. At least you didn’t trigger a nuclear meltdown, global pandemic, or another world war.

Or I hope you didn’t. With the shower fam nothing is beyond the realm of possibilities.

[just-vanishing-thoughts]

Very well done, I have lost this game. You all have done well, exceptional in fact. I had a wonderful time playing with you all, but alas the game is over, I admit defeat. I regret nothing. @just-broken-thoughts @just-petty-thoughts @just-royal-thoughts

[just-petty-thoughts]

*Petty looks up at the large, decrepit house in front of her, and takes a deep breath before walking up to the front gates and pushing them open, and walking down the drive to the front door, which is ajar slightly, so she pushes it open*

I never thought id come here... my first house... i dont really remember it... but this was where my mother died, so i had to see it, even if i dont remember having lived here myself

[just-broken-thoughts]

I don’t really consider myself evil, simply hunting for entertainment, all I’m after is the game, which you just lost again. If you get close enough to my identity, within the time limit i will reveal and confirm your suspicions. I’m feeling generous considering you are giving me quite the show. I will give you until the fifth, else you will never know my name and you will forever be reminded, on a regular basis, that you lost the game.

I knew you were getting a kick out of this. I’ve considered blocking you and not replying, but the little demon in me likes the idea of a wild goose chase. Annoying as you may be, your persistence deserves some praise.

I’m like a cat going after the red dot. I know I’ll never really catch it, but I like the challenge. However, if I grow tired of your unscrupulous games I can easily block you specifically from sending anonymous asks. The Tumblr grease monkeys might not have given us a five star product, but they gave us that option at least.

Oh?

[just-petty-thoughts]

alright so, i'm planning to make a shower thoughts blog too, but before that i wanted to ask, what the 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 is the showerfam lore?

Oh wow ok uhm so:

It started out as just a war i believe, between @just-dumbass-thoughts and @just-pineapple-responses. And that was the first bit, which ended in a stalemate if i remember correctly?

Any other showerfam members who want to correct any of my points feel free cuz honestly im just going off bits and pieces that i witnesses or was part of.

Ok so after that there was a period of peace, where nothing really happened and everything was calm. But then another war started, and this time there are multiple sides i think? Theres a side lead by @just-royal-thoughts and a side lead by dumbass again, and then theres a neutral side consisting of @just-ink-responses, @just-curtain-responses and a few others. And also i was leading a side with @just-typewriter-thoughts but i think thats become part of royals side now so yeah. Im not sure but i think thats ongoing? But its calmed down right now.

Ok so thats like the main bit and then theres @just-chaos-responses and @just-order-thoughts bit, which is getting confusing but i think @justdapperthoughts has died and ink was dead? And @just-affection-shitposts is related to order? And chaos hasnt been as active recently so idk whats happening there but yea.

I dont know what else to add here tbh if anyone has any other bits of lore to add then go for it, and sorry for the tags.

Also yes you should make a shower response blog its very fun, even if its a little chaotic at times.