#sideschat

[jocyreycs-blog]

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joey: yo, what's up? need to take somthing off my chest

joey: you up to save me from my misery after work?

joey: i have pizza and beer if that works as bribery

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adam: what's the socially acceptable age gap when dating??

adam: i can't believe i'm asking this

[maxmatthews-blog1]

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Max: i think im still attracted to bill nye

Max: i sent that to the wrong number didnt i?

[natwhitehill-blog]

Nat scoffs and rolls his eyes, expectedly, at the pretentious band playing inside from the doorway of one of the bars he frequents. There used to be good music here, he thinks, flicking the flint on his lighter and holding the flame over the end of the cigarette sticking out of his lips. He takes a generous drag before exhaling the smoke upward. “Hipster fuckers.” He mutters. 

[jocyreycs-blog]

“Just when I told myself I was gonna go out and jog, ‘cause the temperature seemed nice, I heard it’s forecasted rain for Tuesday. Goddamit.”

[maxmatthews-blog1]

“Alright, it’s time for Story Hour with Max. So I lived in New York for...Ten years? Yeah, ten years. That was fine, and most of the time I got a pleasant night’s sleep. Then I come here, and I’ve been here for, like, ten minutes and I get woken up by fricken’ construction workers! So I go out to tell them to shut the hell up and it turns out they’re really hot. So I get the hottest one’s number. Moral of the story is always wear a face mask before bed because your skin will look amazing the next morning when you scream at construction workers.”

[natwhitehill-blog]

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nat: do you know what's stupid

nat: rich people