Mar 30
POV: you are a sick child that lives in space and has a little brother thats also an alien hedgehog hybrid
He can’t reach the cabinet btw. He’s too short 😔
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POV: you are a sick child that lives in space and has a little brother thats also an alien hedgehog hybrid
He can’t reach the cabinet btw. He’s too short 😔
Yang: Wait, don't go!
Yang: its not what it looks like!
Yang: I mean...you weren't supposed to find out like this!
Yang: Prawn'athan look at me!
Prawn'athan (Jaune with a shrimp mask): 😤.
Yang: oh, there it is the same look you've always given me!
Yang: The look of expectation, not for my good!
Yang: but for your disappointment!
Yang: Im not the only one who's told lies you know!
Prawn'athan: 🤨
Yang: oh please...
Yang: You really expect me to believe...THAT A SHRIMP FRIED THAT RICE!?
Slap!
Prawn'athan walks out the door with his cheek red.
Yang: y-you're not the shrimp that I married...
Weiss : CUUUUUT!! Okay Blake what the absolute is this script?
Blake: You asked for SFW film and your gonna get it.
Weiss: but shrimp?
Blake: Sounds like your shrimply jealous.
Art block am I right? 😭🙏
Yang: Alright, sit down kids...
Yang: Mommy has something she wants to share with you.
Yang: You see...
Yang: Mommy has made a recently that I've grown...very fond of.
Yang: and I like you both to meet him...
Doorbell rings.
Yang: oh! That must be him!
Yang opens the door to reveal Tom ( Jaune in a turkey mask), he was carrying flowers and was dressed rather nicely.
Yang: oh you look nice~
Yang: Tom, this is my son and my daughter, kids this is-
Ruby ( in a shrimp mask): Is he going to come over for Thanksgiving?
Yang gasped, horrified as she looked at Tom.
Tom: 🤨
Tom begins to walk back to the door.
Yang: Tom, Tom wait!
Yang: i dont even know where she heard that word! I told you...I told you we never celebrated that!
Whitley (wearing another shrimp mask): is the stuffing already inside or are we going to do that ourselves?
Yang: You shut your mouth-you are your father's son!
Yang looks back at Tom.
Yang: Tom please, look look...
Yang: I know there are some... fundamental cultural differences here but...
Yang looks at Tom with hope.
Yang: We have something!
Yang: I know we do! Just...can't we try?
Yang: can't we just try?
It looked as though yangs words were getting through, maybe just maybe there was a ch-
Ruby/Whitley: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble-
Tom walked away dropping the bouquet of flowers on the floor.
Yang: No-wait Tom! Please dont go! TOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
Weiss: CUUUUUT!
Weiss: Okay, A much better improvement but again...what in the absolute fuck Blake?
Ruby: how did i get roped into being a shrimp kid? Much less roping Whitley into it?
Blake: You all just haven't seen the vision yet... Trust in the process, its starting to take effect, I mean look at our leader actors.
Pans to Jaune and Yang making out.
Weiss: Yes, but they agreed to the roles if the other one did it.
Blake: nonsense, they were handcrafted for these roles.
Weiss: Is this gonna end in a perverse way Blake?
Blake said nothing, just giving a smile.
Weiss: What does that even mean!?
Silentknight child: Mom?
Emerald: Hmm?
Silentknight child: How come all the other kids look like their mom? But I don't look like you?
Emerald: Oh...well... I get to see myself every single day in the mirror.
Emerald: If we were to look alike, I think that would be boring for me...
Emerald: So i decided to make you look like all my favorite things...
Emerald: I wanted your hair to be of my favorite color...
Emerald: And your eyes to look like jewels.
Emerald: I wanted our skin to contrast like all the different colors flowers in the springtime.
Emerald embraces the child in a warm, reassuring hug.
Emerald: I love that we look different...and i really hope you don't mind it.
Silentknight kid: No... I dont think I mind anymore.
GUYS, THE SONIC RACING OPEN NETWORK TEST IS HERE!!!! I obviously had to play as my baby boy. Tails the fox 🥺
And the ultimate angst lord Shadowwww
YIPPEEEE
Best Archie sonic x comic??? 😛
(Issue 40)
Look at how zesty Sonic is when he sees his supposed dead bf
The way Shadow is all like "sorry my bad for interrupting your tea party :("
AND THE WAY THE CHAOTIX REACT IS SENDING ME ✋️💀 VECTOR. YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE 😭😭😭😭
"Yeah, long story. He's better now 😃👍"
I love reading the old comics ✋️😭
Neo: And that, my dear sweet children, is how I met your father. 🫶
Trinity and Renior Arc-Vanille could only look at their mother in-for lack of better word...
Trinity: Mom, that's disgusting!
Renior: Oh my brothers, im going to be sick...
Trinity: Why would you tell me that story!?
Renior: At least half of that has to be...illegal!
Trinity: I'm just a little girl!
Renior: Couldn't you have said you just met at a coffee shop or something?
Trinity: Im a baby!
Renior: You had to go into detail... GRAPHIC DETAIL?
Trinity: My innocent ears!