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Okay but have you considered Mal's Johnstantine board being used by him to help M'gann come up with a plan of attack re: Kon?

Martian fam discusses M'gann's love conundrum. The simpfodumpingboard exposes truths in the presenter whether they realize it or not. It's like a curse or something.

#askjesncin #conner kent #superboy #kon el #martian manhunter #m'gann m'orzz #supermartian #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #miss martian #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #roxy leech #tana moon #taonui mun #simpfodumpingboard #jl remix #the simpfodumpingboard is back with a new challenge: puppy love #is it still puppy love if it's teens? puppy love adjacent

Late to say this but I actually do not think adult Goldie would be Ma'al's type

Part of what make Nohj Enitnatsnoc appealing to Ma'al in the first place was him being a loser

asdfasf he'll never admit it openly but yes Ma'al is big into loser guys.

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #simpfodumpingboard #jl remix #too ashamed to tag lexington sorry lmao #fr ma'al would think adult goldie is too pretentious for him and prefers johnstantine's relatable loser guy energy #i'm glad the people understand ma'al's preferences #also simpfodumpingboard girlboss now has a powerpoint mode

Hear me out for simpfodumping board x window spikes… simpospikes. That is the ship name

it's like you're simping for spikes when you think about it. behold their child:

their fusion. their passion.

#askjesncin #simpfodumpingboard #imagine if someone came here from other socials and thought “i wanna see more of jesncin's dc AU!”#and they see this

wait so ur favorite dc ship isnt the beloved simpfodumping board x window spikes??

LMAO alas I know I've portrayed Simpfodumping Board and Window Spikes with incredible compelling depth, but regrettably they aren't canon DC characters...

they're my, nay, our (the collective people's) OC,,, and that's something real special that DC can't ever claim or take away from us. They can't be tainted by canon's nonsense. Their love is for the people.

#askjesncin #simpfodumpingboard #i forgot i never finished the simpfodumpingboard gf competition- i got swallowed up in work #but it looks like window spikes is taking the lead in this bachelor competition for simpfo's affection #if you're new here hello im not explaining this

You know what? Maybe John Constantine should borrow the simpfodumping board some day

He can both use it for research and to discuss romantic crap (he only gets to borrow it under the condition he doesn't talk about Ma'al)

the simpfodumping board has betrayed Ma'al.

#askjesncin #john constantine #martian manhunter #ma'alefa'ak #simpfodumpingboard #jl remix #I can't believe I handwrote the words “post nut clarity” my credibility as an author withers away each day #i apologize to the johnstantine fandom for whenever I draw him but I can't back down now I'm in too deep

what does Mal think about Parallax Hal Jordan?

the verdict is that Parallax Hal's look is missing just a little bit more slay and that Ma'al wore it better

#askjesncin #green lantern #hal jordan #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #jl remix #simpfodumpingboard #bless the two separate people who asked if Ma'al is into Parallax Hal #for what it's worth he would consider the Parallax version more attractive in general

Why does Ma'al dislike John Constantine?

Ma'al has many reasons. They're all petty.

#askjesncin #john constantine #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #jl remix #do i love him do i hate him i guess it's up and down #ma'al sat j'onn down and had many presentations about his dating preferences #simpfodumpingboard

I'm not sure about the gender of Johnstantine's coat, but... An option, perchance

the idea of Johnstantine's coat draped on simpfodumpingboard,,

it's like the romantic "suave fella puts a jacket over shivering cold lover" but the coat is the suave fella. And the shivering cold lover is a presentation board. Everyone in the situation is an inanimate object.

ahem vote for a simpfodumpingboard gf, all genders welcome to become an inanimate object's gf

#askjesncin #simpfodumpingboard #this is how I'm spending new year's eve #who would be a better gf- the tan john coat or the blue john suit

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