This is a joke I (@highladyluck) am taking too far, as always. Thanks to @anyboli for the original inspiration, @gunkreads for the OpenAelfinn piece, @iliiuan for saying someone should actually make this a blog, and @pillowfriendly for the completely cursed header image manip and adorable icon (based off original art by @coreylansdell).
This is somewhere in the liminal space between an ask blog and an RP blog- ask questions about how Mat would respond to situations or characters, what Mat knows or doesn’t know, etc. Answers will probably not be delivered in-character but any dialogue will be.
If you don’t like the answers, please reblog your answer with more specific instructions so MatGPT can be refined and improved!
If you really don’t like the answers, please direct complaints to OpenAelfinn by entering the nearest twisted stone doorway (no fire, music, or iron implements permitted) or visiting our headquarters at the Tower of Ghenji.













