Putting this idea out there because god knows I am never going to get around to actually drawing it.
A body swap fic/comic but with No Way Home V5. (very original I know) Despite it not making any sense, I like the idea of whoever swaps with Norman and Otto gets to experiance what it's like having voices in your head.
So if for example Max swaps with Otto he'd get berated brutally by the actuators because obviously it's not Otto anymore.
And if Curt swaps with Norman, the Goblin would take advantage of the fresh meat that just hopped on deck and try to get him to do shit that Norman wouldn't. Or if you want to be fancy about it; Curt being very resistant to manipulation and essentially cock blocking the Goblin. Slowly killing him from boredom and making him miss Norman.
sinister five villains x gn!reader | valentine’s day hcs
MASTERLIST
warnings: cursing ; not necessarily nsft but lots of kissing and physical affection ; food mentions
pairings: norman osborn x gender neutral!reader ; max dillon x gender neutral!reader ; curt connors x gender neutral!reader ; otto octavius x gender neutral!reader
word count: 2,265
summary: it’s valentine’s day and your villainous boyfriend goes all out.
a/n: issuing a public apology to flint fans. i’m so bad at writing for him and i’m gonna need to watch spiderman 3 again for enough context bc it’s been 3 years since i’ve last seen it 😭 i hope y’all enjoy these valentine’s day hcs i whipped up! thank you for reading and enjoy <3
NORMAN
I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not Norman Osborn invented romance. But I can’t deny that it’s a strong possibility. On Valentine’s day, he refuses to half-ass it, determined to treat his s/o like royalty!
Chances are he’s been planning this for months now. When his s/o mentions something they really like he’d think “Ooh I gotta remember this. FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” and it’s in the middle of October.
Has enough money to get his s/o whatever they want and takes full advantage of it. He’ll give them extremely expensive presents like it’s nothing.
Norman woke up at 7:00 a.m. to make his s/o breakfast in bed. Only to wake up alone. He heads down to the kitchen to find out that they woke up at 6:00 a.m. with the same plan, deep in concentration on the pancakes they’re making.
He’s really flattered and feels so lucky to have a caring s/o!
But he’s gonna need to invade the kitchen. He wants to help and he’s not taking no for an answer.
“Norman, what the hell are you doing?”
“I’m making us omelets.”
“Along with the pancakes I’ve made? This is too much! Just sit down and wait!”
“NO!”
In retaliation, his s/o defiantly flings a bit of pancake batter at him, thus turning the tides of war. The kitchen is in shambles but they’re having fun at least. <3
This predicament results in them eating while simultaneously play-fighting like a bunch of kids, leading Norman to ambush his s/o in a merciless tickle attack. Both of them being very disappointed when it was time for him to go to work. :(
If his s/o goes to work as well, he’ll periodically send them bouquets, chocolates, and love notes every few hours. By lunchtime, their co-workers are practically seething. If not he’ll be sending a ton of gifts to their home, just to remind them they’re on his mind.
His s/o taking him out to lunch for a picnic at Central Park and he’s so fucking giddy.
“I know it’s not as extravagant as your gifts,” they glanced down nervously, “But I just wanted some alone time with you.”
For a moment he’s speechless. He wasn’t used to such sweet gestures. But this reminded him that ever since he’s started dating his s/o, little actions of love have been a constant.
Him teasing his s/o for a bit after seeing how nervous they are. “But do you like it?!” they yelled. “Honestly?” he drags, pausing for a moment in thought playfully.
“NORMAN-”
“I’m kidding sweetheart,” he laughs, raising his hands in defense. “It’s perfect. I absolutely love it dear.”
Them laying in the grass and cuddling. Looking at the sky together like a bunch of dorks. Him kissing their forehead. I’m gonna cry I’ll be right back-
Lunch was his s/o’s time to shine, but now that it was getting late, it’s Norman's turn.
Norman got reservations at one of the most high-end restaurants in the city. He originally planned to reserve a private room for the two of them, but he also wanted a chance to show off his s/o.
They’re insanely flirty at dinner. This is a public establishment. Oh my god.
Norman and his s/o sitting next to each other in a curved booth practically cuddling the entire time. Them rubbing each other's knees and tangling their legs underneath the table like crazy. Probably giving the other little kisses every couple of seconds.
His s/o feeding him and he is grumpy about it. But since it makes them smile he’s willing to oblige.
Them not even noticing the waiter at certain points because they’re too busy chatting.
“You look incredible tonight dear,” Norman smiled, throwing an arm around his s/o’s shoulder.
“Thank you. But it’s nothing compared to the handsome man I’m sitting next to,” they said, leaning into his embrace.
“Hello! My name is Thomas and I’ll be your waiter for the evening, would you like-”
“Oh really? He must be a lucky man,” Norman replied, too distracted to notice poor Thomas holding the menus. Unfortunately, his s/o was occupied as well.
“He is,” they grinned before jumping a bit, “Oh shit. Norman, there’s a waiter here.”
Norman literally gave the waiter the coldest shoulder the entire night, very annoyed at the fact he’d keep interrupting his and his s/o’s lovey-dovey time.
MAX
Humanity thought it was impossible to reach the limit of human sweetness. And then Maxwell Dillon started dating someone.
Him waking his s/o up with little kisses, sending a ticklish spark to their skin each time, making them wake up in a fit of giggles.
Max and his s/o taking the day off just to be with each other, so they get to stay in bed and cuddle for as long as they’d like!
Them being so adorably dorky together. It took them a while to get to breakfast since they nearly spent the entire morning dancing around the house in pajamas.
Max spinning them around and holding them tightly with so much freaking love.
They just slow danced for a bit in silence. They’re just really happy to be together. <3
“What are you looking at, Dillon?” His s/o smirked, lightly dancing across the floor with him.
“Just taking in how amazing you are. Don’t mind me,” he chuckled, pressing a kiss to their forehead.
The Valentine’s Day he and his s/o have is wonderfully unique, Max catering their gifts and activities to the things they love. Favorite food? Check. Favorite activities? Hell yeah. Inside jokes and compliments? TO THE MAX.
No offense to the other villains, but Max’s Valentine’s Day is so much fun. They go roller skating and hold onto each other in a fit of laughter.
“MAX I’M ROLLING AWAY-” They bellowed, desperate to hold onto something for balance.
“I’m on my way baby!” Max yells back, before proceeding to accidentally knock over his s/o at full speed.
“Ow. Are you okay?” he frowned.
“More than, okay. Let’s do that again!”
“OKAY!”
The two of them roam around the city, hand in hand, walking into every store they find and buying each other tons of gifts they see the other eyeing.
Them going to an Amusement Park and him trying to impress them and win every prize imaginable. By the end of the day, his s/o nearly collapses holding all of the plushies he got them.
“Damn!” Max groaned, after missing another target.
“Max, babe, it’s okay. I don’t need the teddy bear. Why don’t you let me give it a try?”
His s/o demolished the game in mere seconds, leaving Max in shock.
“You could do that this whole time?” He asked incredulously, a little annoyed at the sudden revelation.
“I guess. I just didn’t want to ruin it for you,” they grinned sheepishly.
Before they head home to have a little private dinner, the two of them have a lovely time cuddling in the Ferris Wheel.
Him taking the opportunity to disregard holding back on PDA. Max showering his s/o in little kisses the entire time.
If his s/o is afraid of heights, he might tease them for a bit. But once he realizes they’re serious he’s holding them so tightly, giving them gentle affirmations the whole time.
“It’s okay, sweetheart. I’m right here,” he smiles into their hair, nuzzling their head while rubbing their shoulders.
But even amongst all the affection he’s giving his s/o, they’re throwing it back tenfold. Every time they do so he gets bashful and nearly melts at the attention. Both of them make sure the other doesn’t feel neglected on Valentine’s day.
CURT
Curt was quite proud of himself since he managed to remember the holiday, getting to plan in advance a couple of days beforehand. He was literally so absorbed in work that holidays didn’t seem like a tangible thing to him. He’s just glad he didn’t forget!
At first, he’s a bit reluctant to sleep in. He knew that if he did, it would be all the more difficult to let go. But for the sake of Valentine’s Day, he cuddled with his s/o a little while longer.
“Y/N, I’ve got to get up,” he replied sadly, glancing down at their comfortable figure.
His s/o just giving him perhaps the biggest puppy-dog eyes he’s ever seen.
“...They probably won’t notice if I’m 20 minutes late,” Curt sighs, before snuggling into his s/o’s embrace.
While he and his s/o are apart for the day because of work, they’re texting 24/7 and it’s annoying everyone.
This grown man at a meeting isn’t paying attention because he’s inwardly gushing at a cute picture his s/o sent of themselves.
Some employees are a tad concerned at the fact that he’s spending various moments simply grinning at his phone like an idiot.
All his s/o did was send him a sweet text and now he misses them immensely.
Literally leaves work as early as possible to go pick up his s/o. Curt is almost dismissive in the way he impatiently leaves Oscorp.
“Bye Dr. Connors, can you get those forms to me by-”
“Okay!” He says quickly, speeding past his co-worker towards the exit.
He and his s/o proceed to cling onto each other like magnets for the rest of the day. After work they take a nice, long walk together around their neighborhood, talking about each other's days and gushing over one another.
They make dinner together and it’s so fucking cute y’all.
If his s/o is shorter than him, he’ll be happy to reach for all the ingredients they can’t get.
They work together quite nicely, making a lovely meal in the process.
Although they did get distracted once. Or twice.
Probably because Curt decided to make out with his s/o against the counter for like 20 minutes.“Curt, we have to put the food in the oven,” they whined, tugging at his hair.
“What food?” he queried in the midst of kissing their neck, eventually caving into his s/o’s pleading to put the food in the damn oven already.
While eating dinner they’re just looking at each other like a bunch of dorks the whole time. This includes his s/o flustering him with several flirtatious comments while the poor man is just trying to eat!
“Why are you staring at me like that?” Curt smiled.
“Because you’re handsome,” they replied simply.
Nearly drops his fork several times at his s/o’s affections.
They might be the death of him.Him surprising his s/o at the end of the night with something they love (whether it be jewelry, a watch, a book, or anything they mentioned really wanting in the past.) He relishes how happy they are once he gives it to them.
His gift for his s/o was wonderful. But could it truly compare to the gift his s/o got him? The gift of life. A tiny baby leopard gecko. It’s so small y’all. He’s gushing over the tiny thing. He and his s/o have a lizard child now.
OTTO
The cuddles are infinite. He and his s/o cuddling in the morning like koalas, basking in each other's touch like it’s a drug. Otto is so upset once they need to let go though.
“Otto, babe. You gotta head to work,” they sighed into his chest.
The man looked so pained at that statement.
In his s/o’s presence, he lacked the proper willpower to keep away from them. But alas, duty calls.
Him smothering his s/o in kisses. Forehead. Cheeks. Hands. Kissing up his s/o’s arm like Gomez Adams.
S/O walking w him to the lab and the other scientists being mortified, because their boss just turned his s/o’s goodbye peck into an uncomfortably passionate kiss.
Otto only realizes what he’s done once he lets go for air.
“Oh,” he gapes, noticing the eyes of his co-workers on him and his s/o, “Perhaps I got a bit carried away.”
After his s/o leaves, he’s actually not too embarrassed. In fact, he feels a bit of pride in being able to adore his s/o in public. If their love is too much for others to handle, he couldn’t care less.
You know those couples who say I love you and reply back and forth with an I love you more? Yeah, that’s them.
I know Norman had a picnic headcanon in his part. But picnics are too precious to confine to one character. Otto and his s/o take over a little hidden part of Central Park near the lake and have a picnic while cuddling like a couple of madmen.
Otto taking his s/o to a romantic movie and them being adorable.
He and his s/o smiled whenever their hands touched while reaching for the popcorn.
If he gets bored during the movie, he’s suddenly peppering his s/o with kisses, delighted at hearing them giggle.
“Otto, stop!” they grinned.
“Yes, Otto. Please stop,” another moviegoer groaned.
This caused Otto to increase his affections tenfold. The theatre belongs to him and his s/o now.
If he and his s/o are dating around the time he has his actuators, they’ll be so gentle with his s/o. Which was good, considering how they’d hug and lift his s/o every chance they got.
His s/o giving each of the actuators little kisses and Otto exploding. Yes.
At the end of the day, they’re lounging around together at home, basking in each other's presence. They’re just happy to resume the cuddles they had stolen from them in the morning. Otto is satisfied now that he gets to worship his s/o the way they deserve.
Now, let's get into this bread. This Fanfic Idea is like a crossover between Mandela Catalogue and Marvel but more gruesome.
So Satan, instead of going to Archangel Gabriel he goes to Thor, thus killing him and becoming Alternate Thor. Comparing the myths of that universe and the MCU, Alternate Thor does similar actions to how Thor would do but not quite (keep in mind he was planning something in the shadows while all this was going on before Thor 1. Also he killed Captain America so that he doesn't get in his way and creates an Alternate of him)
Thor 1 happens and he gets sent to Earth and meets Jane, Darcy and Jane's dad and basically spreads the Alternates (Maybe I should call this The New Mexico Catalogue but Idk).
Everyone is freaking out as to what is going on, Asgard finds out about it and wonders what was going on, so Odin goes to Loki and is like "Yo, could you go down there, please?" ( Btw, Loki hasn't told him yet in this universe because Alternate Thor told him to not tell his business to father because something something trauma reasons) and Loki was like "Yeah, sure" and Loki finds out Thor is an Alternate and the real Thor has been dead for a long time and Loki's like " Ayo?? Tf???" And then they fight, Alternate Thor pretends to be dead and Loki becomes an Avenger because yes.
Everyone has gone crazy over the Alternate situation; the Avengers find out Captain America is an Alternate, several Avengers die and then have Alternates (the survivors are Tony, Bruce, Loki, Natasha, Wanda, Peter, Scott, Bucky, Rhodey and Vision). Age of Ultron and Civil War happen, Peter disappears because of something on the TV, Aunt May joins the Avengers Team Thanos situation happens but after obtaining the Mind Stone (RIP Vision) he's later killed by Alternate Thor (Alternate Thor just went behind his back and was like "Hey, bestie" and aimed for the head). The Avengers get some new recruites like Rocket and Dr Strange accidentally screwed the multiverse because he wanted to bring back Peter and then Vision and the Sinisters get into this dimension, alongside other villains. Norman accidentally gets sucked into the television and becomes the Green Goblin version of the cat, Vision is supposedly brought back to life but is an Alternate and Scott shoots himself (in this AU Vision is supposed to be in Cesar's place and Scott Mark's).
Also Morbius is the guy on the television with the hoodie, Bruce is in Adam's place, Eddie (with the good Venom) is in Adam's friend's place and Wanda is supposed to be the one who lost the kid in the crib.
Yeah, a lot of stuff happens.
Hope y'all enjoyed it!
EDIT: Ayo, this is my 100th post, congrats on me! ✨💓
Otto: if you think that this man has have no ticklish spots, you'd be wrong. Tickle his belly and he'll turn red. (his actuators wiggle like crazy too) the best way to do it is by surprise, because he'll bend in this weird angle to stop your tourture and it's pretty funny. His laugh! Oh his laugh, it's a stomach laugh that he can't stop, it's a half windex cleaner laugh and an actual laugh.
Norman: Sad but true, Norman hates being tickled. Sure he can handle a few playful jabs to the sides, but that pretty much all he can manage. If you do try tickling him though, he'll literally shove you on a soft surface and start tickling you. As for his laugh, it's a deep chuckle that progressively gets louder by the second until he's just laughing like the joker.
Flint: the moment he sees you wiggling your fingers towards him, he's bolting. He doesn't hate being tickled, flints just very playful so he tries to make things interesting. His sides are very sensitive so that's the place to aim. He has this really loud belly laugh, so loud that you can't help but laugh too, his accent gets very thick.
Max: The MOST ticklish out of all 5, underneath the arms! Stomach! Sides! You name it, tickle him and he bursts out laughing. His laugh is "embarrassingly '' loud and squeaky, very high pitched, but it honestly just makes everything 10x more funnier. Cries when he laughs too.
Connors/Lizard: When you first try tickling him, he gives you this look. He's not a very ticklish person, human or lizard, and you've tried all places, his stomach, underneath the arms, underside of his tail, even his thighs, you kinda gave up after a while, That is until you get to his NECK <333 The moment the pads of you fingers graze the squishy side of his neck, he swallows down a hard laugh, and whips his head around to hiss at you. Oh….oh~. Curt has two laughs, one being his "normal" one, which is just a soft chuckle as the back of his hand tries to cover his smile. While the other is a deep rumbling laugh with a few occasional huffs.
