smoking with them - ☾
type: bullshit headcanons
warnings: possible vulgarity, mentions of the devils lettuce and cigarettes
characters: diluc, kaeya, childe, itto
Childe - ♋︎
— literally smokes fucking roaches
— burns out his new joints SO FAST that’s why you always see this bitch smoking a ROACH.
— he’s also low-key a fiend and not fun to smoke with.
— surprisingly, he doesn’t tweak, which is good for the both of you.
— however, he’s one of those stoners who make shitty philosophical theories that actually make no sense at all. (like, philosophy is fun to read about but childe kind of rambles on about random shit and tried to make it sound philosophical.)
— he usually mixes his weed with other shit like lsd. like this man PURPOSEFULLY laces his shit to get the full effect.
— he doesn’t really remember the first time smoking, but he remembers he and his friends went psychedelic mushroom hunting and he consumed 5 of them and was shit faced off his rocker.
— weed doesn’t make you psychedelic but the mushrooms sure opened the door for him.
— he doesn’t know how to roll his own joints.
— once forgot a filter in his joint so when he started inhaling he sucked the parsley out of it and it was all in his mouth.
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“Y/N? don’t you ever think about how animals might be scared of us because we might have done something to them in their past life?”
you were too high to understand anything, but you definitely were not a fucking dumbass and a believer of all words, especially if it came out of childe’s mouth.
“childe what the fuck are you talking about?”
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Diluc - ♉︎
- cart smoker at work, blunt smoker at night.
- his shit is all from a nice dispensary, no plug.
- he doesn’t even smoke that often.
- when you smoke with diluc, he’ll probably pull a few classic ghosts and french inhales. he’s not big on tricks but he does enjoy those two.
- i would say his tolerance is pretty strong. it takes at least 3 joints to get this man fucked up.
- not the biggest fan of bongs, due to its inconvenience and hassle of setting up.
- when diluc’s high, he just gets extremely tired. like, homies eyes are all red and bugging.
- he never tweaks.
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“i think i’m going to go to bed…”
you cocked a brow at him, looking at the half smoked blunt in his fingers as he sat down on the tavern stool.
“diluc, we’re still at angel’s share you know.”
but, he already passed out. this man was so exhausted after work that he became even more exhausted from getting high.
“ugh, we should get you some shrooms…”
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