hihi, iâm jin. :) (combo of my name and middle name: jae and vin)
i just like writing sometimes and put them here if i ever get the time to. a lot of the things iâll write will try to be something youâd sit at a table sipping coffee to. i would like to be comforting.
i ult vernon from seventeen so i might mostly write about him!
<3
my mbti type is entp-a, my enneagram type is 8w7, iâm a leo (with aquarius moon and rising), and iâm filipino + chinese! <3
i might convey a lot of my ideas in a way that makes me feel comforted sometimes but feel free to share requests, iâll most likely do them! <3
my favorite kpop groups are: seventeen, txt, nwjns, aespa, nct, and lesserafim!
my favorite manga/anime: demon slayer, chainsaw man, jujutsu kaisen, ohshc, horimiya, tdiapt, the way of the house-husband, canât stop cursing you, and hunter x hunter
as alwaysâŚ
walk into my world, grab a cup of coffee, pack that bowl and enjoy the reading. <3
summary:Â when your boyfriend posts a deliberate thirst trap for millions to see, you end up feeling just a little bit sulky.
word count: 2.8k words
tags: established relationship, fluff, smut
warnings: implied hand kink? graphic sexual content (minors dni!!)
notes: cheol ghosts us all on ig for almost a month then comes back and drops those fucking selfies like it's no one's business!?!?!?!?! i want to BITE him !! heads up that this isn't proofread :')
Seungcheol updates his Instagram page sparinglyâthis is a well-known fact.
Though he's, by no means, an inactive user, your boyfriend often leaves his fans and followers wondering when he's going to bother dropping his next selca because of how long the intervals between his posts are. He uploads an average of two pictures per month. Three if he's feeling generous.
So when he finally posts one after almost a month of radio silence on his socials, it's practically a godsent miracle.
You still have his post notifications turned on, despite the fact that he often asks you to choose from an assortment of shots before posting them altogether.
After all, there are instances where Seungcheol has to make quick PR, when he doesn't have the time to ask which boyfriend pics you'll allow him to post for the world to see, and which ones you wanted to keep for yourself.
Times like this, for example.
You don't get to check his latest post right away when your phone dings with the notificationâas you were wrapping up some leftover work you decided to continue at home. Although, you were half-expecting another brand collaboration of some sort. He's been getting lots of those lately.
But when you finally find the time to pull up on his Instagram page, you're greeted by an adorable mirror selca on the first slide, and it has you pouting at him.
Well, adorable isn't the right word for it, really.
Seungcheol's head is tilted upward while he stares down at the screen of his phoneâlooking smug as hell especially with the way his dark hair fall over his eyes. But he's finally using the cherry patterned phone case you got for him last Christmas, as well as the Shin-chan popsocket that Jeonghan gave him as a souvenir from his trip to Japan. Coupled with his natural curls, you're able to overlook that tantalizing look on his face in favor of gushing about those other details instead.
You double-tap the picture before checking out the other photos. There are three slides in total, and you can already picture Seungcheol showing off his dimples or making a kissy face to balance out his borderline sultry expression in the first slide. He knows damn well that he's daddy-coded and tends to even that out with some aegyo here and there.
The second photo gives you a better view of his whereaboutsâone of the boxing gyms just a few blocks away from their company's office building.
Seungcheol has taken you there once before to give you a feel of the basic training regimen, but after a few sessions, you concluded that you're just going to have to stick to your regular workouts after all.
You snicker when you realize he's wearing that silly designer Pop-Eye cardiganâshowing off his dimples as expected. You've been together for so long, that you practically have Seungcheol's go-to poses engraved in your mind.
When you finally swipe to the last slide, however, the smile on your face vanishes in an instant.
The cardigan is off, and you're met with the sight of your boyfriend donned with a fitted gray shirt. It's not your first time seeing it, and it's not his first time wearing it, but you're pretty damn sure his followers have yet to see this particular form-fitting shirt while he's at the gym.
You puff out your cheeks in some form of indignance. It's only been three hours since Seungcheol posted the pictures, but he's already racked up 900,000 likes in that timespan. You're not sure if you feel happy about it or not.
Heat prickles the back of your neck as you scroll down to see the caption he attached to the post.
Mind over bodyđ¤
"Mind over body my ass," you scoff before taking a nosedive into his comment section. If Seungcheol's showing something off here, it's definitely not his mind.
Reading through all the thirsty things his followers are saying about him used to be a past time of yours, where Seungcheol would turn red from embarrassment as you recited each one aloud with a scandalous tone. If you play your cards right he's perfectly easy to fluster.
But now, as you scroll through the fifth comment asking him for a headlock, you feel a nasty feeling coiling in your chestâone that you immediately realize is possessiveness.
You knew that dating an idol means that you're virtually sharing him with his fans until he decides to quit. Even if Seungcheol has never made you feel like he's anything but yours, the fact still stands that he's being perceived by thousands of people all over the world.
He knows that. He knows that damn well, so of course he'll treat everyone and their mothers to a goddamn thirst trap on what was supposed to be a quiet Friday night.
You scroll back up to the assortment of photos Seungcheol decided to grace the world withâbiting your lip when you realize just how well his biceps fill out the sleeves of that stupid shirt. If only he hadn't taken off that stupid Pop-Eye cardigan, you wouldn't be having such a dilemma right now.
It doesn't help that you're starting to notice how nice his hands look in every picture. Fuck.
Despite being on break from group activities, Seungcheol has had a couple of solo ventures keeping him occupied over the past few days. It's been about a week since you last saw him in person, and a month since the two of you fooled around in bed.
Surely, the jury won't condemn you for becoming all hot and bothered because of how tempting Seungcheol's thick fingers are in those photos.
Just when you're about to put your phone down and schedule a relaxing night with one of your vibrators, a text notification hovers at the top of your screen.
Cheol: hey, baby, how was work? is it ok to call now?
God fucking dammit.
Me: just finished. yeah, you can call :)
It doesn't even take Seungcheol a full minute before your phone starts vibrating in your hand. You sigh, answering without another thought.
"Hi," Seungcheol says.
"Hi," you tell him back. "Aren't you tired? You went straight to the boxing gym right after you got back from Music Bank, right?"
Your boyfriend sighs, and you hear some rustling on the other end of the line. He must be in bed by now.
"A little, but it's not like we were the ones performing at the music show today," he chuckles. "If anyone's tired, it's definitely Seokmin, Seungkwan, and Soonyoung. They haven't had a proper rest day since the album was released."
You sigh. "And you're having a group comeback in a couple of months, too. Poor guys."
"Yeah. That's why I asked Wonwoo and Mingyu to come with me to check on them. Idiots don't usually have a proper gauge of their own personal limits."
"That's rich, coming from an idiot leader who doesn't know how to take his own breaks either," you interject, rolling your eyes even though he can't see it. "Speaking of breaks, what made you hit the gym today? You usually don't go that late."
Seungcheol is quiet for a momentâprobably trying to figure out how you found out about his plans for tonight, before realizing that he just dropped the world's most unsubtle thirst trap in the history of thirst traps.
"Oh, you know. Just to clear my head and stuff," he says, before quietly adding, "That, and Mingyu told me the fans were starting to miss me on Instagram."
You can't help the huff that escapes you. So Kim Mingyu is the mastermind behind this after all.
"What?" Seungcheol laughs airily. "Don't tell me the photos I picked were ugly."
"It's the exact opposite actually," you say before clearing out your desk so you can settle yourself on your own bed. "You did too well and now I'm going to have to fight the thirty-thousand people in the comments asking if you can suffocate them with your arms to establish dominance."
Another laughâthis time, a low rumble in his chest. "Oh? Did you like the pics I took that much, princess?"
Now that you're under the covers, you feel more comfortableâmore inclined to be honest about the inappropriate reactions you had to those stupid fucking mirror selfies.
"Mhmm," you whisper. "Your fingers looked really nice in them, Cheol..."
The sound of him groaning at the other end of the line shoots straight through your core, making you clench your thighs together. Stupid fucking work schedules. If the two of you weren't so busy, he might already have those thick digits buried inside you by now.
"Yeah?" He questions huskily. "You've been thinking about my fingers, baby? Where do you want them?"
You take your lower lip between your teeth, inching your legs apart as your free hand starts to glide between your thighs. The gusset of your underwear is starting to get soaked by the minute, but you feel no semblance of shame for it.
"Inside my pussy," you gasp a little when you press down your clit through the fabric of your panties. "Love it when you finger me while we make out, Cheol. Always so hot..."
"Fuck," he sighs, and you hear more rustling in the background. "Put me on speaker phone, princess. I can't go to you right now, but I can still help get you off. That sound good to you?"
You whimper before removing your panties altogether spreading your slick along your glistening seam. "Yes, please."
As the two of you get comfortable, you hang onto the sound of Seungcheol's voice like a lifeline. There's just something so unbearably arousing when he's talking to you with his sex voice. Though it doesn't sound that different from when he's performing Hip-hop Unit songs, you know the desire laced in his words is reserved for you, and you alone.
Those people in his comments can only dream of getting what Seungcheol spoils you with on the regular.
"You all good, baby? Can you hear me well?"
You swallow thickly. "Uh-huh."
"Good. Now, I want you to tease yourself just a little. Make yourself wet enough first," your boyfriend commands, and you can practically picture him licking his lips.
In return, you let out a soft whine. "You already made me wet because of those pictures..."
"I did, didn't I?" He laughs, that evil, evil man. "But you're not wet enough, princess. I want to hear your cunt squelching around those tiny fingers through the phone when you fuck yourself. You can do that for me, right?"
You let out a shuddering breath when you gather some more of the slick trickling out of your holeâusing that to rub your clit in tight circles. If you listen hard enough, you can hear a rather...suggestive noise on Seungcheol's end. Thinking about him pumping his thick cock in his fist sends another rush of arousal through you.
"'M playing with myself, Cheolie," you whimper. "Are you, too?"
He lets out a sigh so sexy, it makes you yearn for his presence even more. "You bet I am. Hearing you admit that you got all worked up because of those pictures made me so fucking hard, princess. Been so long since I last had these fingers shoved up your needy cunt."
"C-Can I put them in now?" You practically beg. "P-Please, Cheol. I needâ"
"Go ahead, baby. Slide in two fingers for me. I know you can take 'em."
The soft moan that tumbles out of your lips is pornographic even in its subtletyâburying two digits to the hilt as you continue rubbing your clit with your other hand.
It isn't enough. Your own fingers can only reach half of what Seungcheol can, but you're going to have to make do.
"Shit. That's what I'm talking about," Seungcheol groans when he picks up on that telltale squelch he's been yearning to hear again. "Your pussy's always such a mess, isn't it? Doesn't matter if you don't have a cock to split you in half right now. You'll get wet from just about anything."
"That's notâah! That's not true," you mewl as you curl your fingers inside in an attempt of finding your g-spot. When the pads manage to graze a sensitive patch of flesh that has you writhing on the mattress, you know the effort isn't entirely fruitless. "I only get wet for you, Cheolie."
"And I only pop a boner when my needy princess starts to get worked up without me," he growls. "You like the pace you've set right now, baby? Now, imagine it's my cock hitting you over and overâmaking a mess of that perfect cunt while you squeeze me like a vice."
Your rhythm falters at the image he plants in your mind. Fuck. It's just now occurring to you how much you missed being spread open on his cock.
"Seungcheol," you whimper, hips starting to gyrate on the mattress. "I miss you so much, fuck."
He hisses through his teeth. "I miss you, too, princess. Can't wait to see you again."
"Can I use one of my toys?" You ask, half-hoping he'll relent even though you know is answer's still going to be:
"No," Seungcheol replies firmly. "You're gonna get off to your own fingers and the sound of my voice like a good girl. You understand? Now get on your knees and lie on your chest."
His instructions confuse you a little, but you still do as you're told, pruning fingers never straying too far from your slick heat as Seungcheol mutters the dirtiest things on the other line.
"You always come so hard when I fuck you from behind," he growls. "Try fingering yourself again, princess. You'll understand why."
You press your cheek against the cold sheets, easing three fingers into your sopping entrance before establishing a pace you're comfortable with. The moment you finally settle into the new position, you curl those digits again before your back practically arches into the mattressâripping out a pretty little moan from your lips.
"You can reach a lot deeper now, can you?" Seungcheol laughs but you're still floored by the pleasurable sensation and the fact that he knows your body so well, he can tell you how to make yourself fall apart even if he isn't with you. "Keep doing just that, princess. You'll be coming on the sheets in no time."
"Fuck, Cheol," you breathe, thighs quivering as you continue to thrust your soaked fingers in and out of your pussy. "Wish you were here with me... Want you to blow my back out so fucking bad, shitâ"
"I will, baby. I will," he promises, just as breathless as you are. "It's sad that I'll end up coming on my stomach instead of inside you, but it's the yearning that makes it all worth the wait, right?"
Fuck. He's shirtless right now?
"I'm so close, baby," Seungcheol continues. "Play with your clit and come with me."
You don't need to think it throughâtireless moans spilling from your lips as you obey your boyfriend's instructions. The lovely angle that Seungcheol just introduced to you coupled with how hypersensitive your puffy clit has become is sending your brain into a frenzy that you didn't think that you were going to experience tonight.
"Your cunt sounds goddamn tasty, princess. You're close, aren't you?" Seungcheol babbles, and the deep sound of his voice only serves to turn you on further. "That's it. That's my good girl. You'll take everything in that greedy pussy. Be it your fingers or mine, those little toys or my cockâyou take them all so fucking well. Don't even get me started about whenever I dump my load inside your needy hole."
How are you supposed to last long when your boyfriend has gotten the art of dirty talk down to a T? You didn't even think it's possible for you to get off without any of your toys, but the sound of Seungcheol's voice whispering all that filth into your ear has the electric impulses of an orgasm skid across every synapse in your fucked out brain.
"That's it, let go for me, princess," Seungcheol whispers hoarsely as you slowly sink down from your high. "I promise I'll stuff you full next time we see each other."
"Promise me you won't post any more thirst traps, and we'll call it quits," you interject, still feeling a bit blissed out, but coherent enough to carry on your initial sulking.
"Hm? Why's that?"
"Because news flash: I actually don't like sharing my hot as fuck boyfriend to his own fans," you growl. "If you're gonna take pictures like that, send them to me and nobody else!"
Seungcheol barks out an incredulous laugh. "Aww, my possessive princess doesn't want me to post gym pics anymore? I don't wanna let down the fans, baby."
"Oh? Which one do you want more, your fans' attention or my pussy?" you proposition him.
Your boyfriend groans. "Baby, if you rile me up again, I might end up sneaking one of our cars out just so I can pay you a...special visit."
"What's stopping you then?"
Seungcheol sighs like he doesn't know what to do with you.
"Alright. I'll be there in twenty."
⢠end notes: i...don't know what came over me tbh i saw those pics of cheol and thought, i NEED to write something and voila! honestly thought i was a jeonghan n shua stan but i've been feeling so rabid for cheol these days that i might just be a 95z stan after all 𼚠i hope you guys like this horny brain child i finished writing at exactly 2:43 in the morning of dino's birthday LMFAO i definitely did NOT plan to write this, so let's thank ig user sound_of_coups for sponsoring today's content đ¤
I came with receipts...cheol is fudging everyone up. I just, heol. Everything about the pictures causes your mind to go crazy. I just love love this. Like, you are itching the scratch that I couldn't reach. I just.. this is so good ;; the princess nickname. The everything. How am I going to continue working today when all i can think about are his fingers now. Auriiehshdi. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with the class <3 it's so good. I love it so much.
warnings: possible vulgarity, mentions of the devils lettuce and cigarettes
characters: diluc, kaeya, childe, itto
Childe - âď¸
â literally smokes fucking roaches
â burns out his new joints SO FAST thatâs why you always see this bitch smoking a ROACH.
â heâs also low-key a fiend and not fun to smoke with.
â surprisingly, he doesnât tweak, which is good for the both of you.
â however, heâs one of those stoners who make shitty philosophical theories that actually make no sense at all. (like, philosophy is fun to read about but childe kind of rambles on about random shit and tried to make it sound philosophical.)
â he usually mixes his weed with other shit like lsd. like this man PURPOSEFULLY laces his shit to get the full effect.
â he doesnât really remember the first time smoking, but he remembers he and his friends went psychedelic mushroom hunting and he consumed 5 of them and was shit faced off his rocker.
â weed doesnât make you psychedelic but the mushrooms sure opened the door for him.
â he doesnât know how to roll his own joints.
â once forgot a filter in his joint so when he started inhaling he sucked the parsley out of it and it was all in his mouth.
âââ
âY/N? donât you ever think about how animals might be scared of us because we might have done something to them in their past life?â
you were too high to understand anything, but you definitely were not a fucking dumbass and a believer of all words, especially if it came out of childeâs mouth.
âchilde what the fuck are you talking about?â
âââ
Diluc - âď¸
- cart smoker at work, blunt smoker at night.
- his shit is all from a nice dispensary, no plug.
- he doesnât even smoke that often.
- when you smoke with diluc, heâll probably pull a few classic ghosts and french inhales. heâs not big on tricks but he does enjoy those two.
- i would say his tolerance is pretty strong. it takes at least 3 joints to get this man fucked up.
- not the biggest fan of bongs, due to its inconvenience and hassle of setting up.
- when dilucâs high, he just gets extremely tired. like, homies eyes are all red and bugging.
- he never tweaks.
âââ
âi think iâm going to go to bedâŚâ
you cocked a brow at him, looking at the half smoked blunt in his fingers as he sat down on the tavern stool.
âdiluc, weâre still at angelâs share you know.â
but, he already passed out. this man was so exhausted after work that he became even more exhausted from getting high.
scheduled: smoking with them !! <3 :) $$$ uhhh it is about w33d so like⌠if ur not into that donât look at it T~T but yeah I just had to post something so~~~
- snake bites. why? he probably thinks it makes him look badass- and itâs called a âsnake biteâ.
- he would for sure show them off like theyâre the coolest thing heâs ever gotten.
- treats em like battle scars. he feels no pain on the battle field but when heâs getting a shot, or a piercing, or a tattoo, his mind just goes crazy.
- he thinks the needle will hurt him in ways no one has before.
âââ
âY/N! Y/N!â
the ginger shouts at you, obviously catching your attention with his very obnoxiously loud voice. observantly catching, you notice the two iron spheres now adorning the gingerâs lips.
snake bites⌠hm.
you thought it had really suited ajax, and so you decided to pay your attention to what he had to say.
âyes, ajax? what is it?â
âI GOT THESE SUPER BADASS PIERCINGS! YOU LIKE âEM?â
you wanted to just touch the little silver balls on his lips, but obviously that would cause a great risk of infection for him.
you nod in approval of his piercings, him continuing to ramble on about how much pain he was in during the process.
âgod youâre such a baby.â
âââ
Thoma - âď¸
- just a simple lobe piercing.
- he probably has two on his lobe, one diagonally above the other.
- he adorns two studs on each side and then a ring right above it.
- during the piercing process, he didnât even feel anything. it was just normal for him.
- he doesnât even show it off, he just collects it as another part of his fashion.
âmy double piercing?â
you nod, touching the stud with your bare finger. he laughs a little, thinkingâs itâs cute how you just play around with his earring like that.
âI cannot believe I just noticed this nowâŚâ
âYeah, me neither. Iâve had it for a bit,â he laughs, admiring how stupidly cute you are.
âââ
Diluc - âď¸
- heâs got an industrial piercing.
- itâs just a simple metal bar, nothing too fancy with it.
- he does sometimes like to show it off by putting his hair up in a high ponytail.
- however, heâs not suuuuuuuuuper flashy about it.
- kaeya did have somewhat of an influence on his choice however.
- âhey, should I get an industrial piercing or a septum piercing?â
- âseptum piercing.â
- âah, industrial it is.â
- it sure didnât take you long to notice, you noticed everytime you came to the tavern, but only now had you asked about it.
âmy industrial? nothing special.â
you never really took diluc as a piercing kind of guy. I mean, it was the only piercing he had but besides that, who would have thought an industrial?
âwhy the industrial?â you asked, running your two fingers along the bar with curiosity.
âwell, it was this or a septum, so I asked kaeya which one he liked better. then, I chose the opposite of what he liked best.â
âteyvatâs wine lord is so immatureâŚâ
âââ
Kazuha - âď¸
- a tongue piercing.
- it was probably the least noticeable to him so thatâs why he had gotten it.
- subtle and simple, yet so spine trembling thinking of the process.
- it took you way too long to notice it, even beidou didnât realize until you pointed it out.
âit was a decision from pure boredom.â
he flicked his tongue up and down out of his mouth to show you. it surprised you that he would get something like that.
âdid it hurt?â
he shook his head, heâs felt worse pain after all. kazuha then proceeded to unscrew the ball and show you the hole in his tongue.
summary: your best friend, teucer, invited you to spend christmas with him. however, youâre really into his older brother, ajax. letâs say⌠this christmas is bound to get a little more interesting than you anticipated.
character: childe (ajax)
type: one-shot
genre: romance? fluff?
warnings: vulgarity, per usual.
pronouns: he/him
note: i didnât prepare SHIT for the holidays, so this is all I have. fair warning; itâs pretty much jumbled shit.
nervous.
nervous is what you are.
your palms were sweaty and your heart rate was gradually picking up the pace as you walk step by step to his house.
âfuck,â you mentally cursed. your fingers were tangled in the massive bag of gifts you were bringing, nails playing at the previously frayed twisted-rope that were used as the strings on the bag.
soon, you reached the door step of your best friendâs home. as many times as youâve already been over to his place, youâd never really gotten over him.
now, âwhoâs him?â
oh, you know⌠teucerâs older brother, ajax.
ajax was a pretty kind guy from what you knew, and whenever you went over, he made sure you and teucer were comfortable.
letâs just say you find his older brother very attractive. a few times youâve been over, ajax had just finished training outside. sweat would drip down his body, his white tank top all soaked. youâd see the outline of his meticulously-carved abs, as well as his pectoral muscles.
that manâŚ
was a walking
god.
finally, you knocked on the door. you were a lot less nervous know that youâve done the deed, and relief washed over your face knowing that teucer was the one who answered the door.
ây/n!â teucer yelled, giving you a warm hug as you then handed him the wine you brought. of course, you had recently joined the 21-and-up club which meant you could finally drink legally.
âteucer! hey!â you yelled back at the younger ginger. ajax peered around the corner, but you found he had busied himself by preparing some food still.
thank god; you were not ready to face him yet.
tonia and anthon sat in the corner, drinking their cans of beer as well as a couple of other close friends of yours. teucer grabbed the gift bag from your hand and placed it under the tree, saving it for later.
the room was decorated thoroughly with tinsel and random santa decor. a tall spruce fir sat in the center of the room, touching the high ceilings with its star, sprinkled in all sorts of ornaments as well as its bottom display of towering gifts. a fireplace sat right in front of the tree, you deciding to sit down and cozy up right in front of it.
suddenly, you felt hands on your shoulder; cold ones. they then traveled up to your cheeks, cupping them humorously.
turning around, and brought to your surprise, it was ajax. ajax waved at you with an oven-mittened hand, smiling as he did so.
ây/n, itâs been a while hasnât it? miss me?â he teased, a soft punch of yours landing on his arm.
âwhatever man. howâve you been?â you asked, trying to strike up a conversation with him. he replied with the typical, just a simple âalrightâ. you guys never really seemed to talk for too long anyways.
teucer was busying himself in the corner with another shot of whiskey, already faded as hell. a few of your friends rolled joints in the corner, smoking out of their bongs as well.
it wasnât really your thing, social events I mean.
too many people doing too many things you didnât really enjoy too much of.
just⌠too much.
you grabbed yourself some spiked cider, sitting in front of the fire again, watching the rest of your friends have fun and open their gifts eagerly.
the tips of your fingers were bit cold, the heat of the cider not fixing it up much.
on the other side of the house, ajax was holding a gift in his arms, just for you. he wore a cocky smirk on his face, accessorizing the idea of you in his head.
âwhere did he go?â he asked himself, searching for you.
you walked to the kitchen entryway though, looking for ajax yourself. eventually, the two of you met eye to eye under the kitchen doorway.
âah, I was just looking for you,â you explained to the tall, ginger-locked man, whoâs gazing blue eyes seemed to glimmer every time you guys met gazes. his eyes never really showed any glisten, not unless he looked at you.
you liked that about him.
âsame⌠well, merry christmas, y/n,â he spoke softly, handing you the small box from his hands. you took it gently, the long sleeves of your velvet red sweater helping grip the paper on it.
opening it, it revealed a small metal bracelet with yours and his name engraved in it. laughing nervously, you wondered why he put such a sentimental meaning in such a bracelet.
âwhatâs this for?â you ask him, his eyes looking at yours once again, slowly gazing down at your lips.
âconsider this my âasking you outâ gift,â he laughed a little, but it was a laugh of nervousness. you slid the metal beads onto your wrist, looking at it with great thought. then, you looked up.
the mistletoe.
you and ajax.
underâŚ
the mistletoe.
your breath stopped.
he looked up too, then looked at you.
âahâŚâ
âitâs tradition to kiss under the mistletoe, right?â
ây-yes but-â but what? I know what. but before you could finish your sentence, his lips were already on yours. the taste of cinnamon and strawberry chapstick met your tongue.
of course, your lips locked with his, and your arms laced itâs way around his neck. he placed a hand on your back firmly, holding your waist with his other arm.
the kiss was sweet, soft, and particular in a way.
finally breaking away, you looked at him in the eyes. you finally looked him back in the eyes.
his eyes were blue, so blue, yet you never seemed to notice that. when they shined, they looked almost like sapphires. that sapphire gaze, that look youâll never forget.
âmerry christmas,â he spoke before letting you go.
you couldnât ask for a better gift.
â - â
authors note: bro itâs like 4 fucking AM idk how I wrote this shit. anyways when I wake up and see it posted Iâm gonna fucking cry at how cringe it is.
âhey bro do you think you can get ice cream?â you asked, childe spinning his head around from the couch, looking at you like âwhat?â. he dropped his phone onto his lap, still sitting in the couch as he just cocked a brow up.
âdid you just call me âbroâ?â he asked, slightly confused. âI mean, okay dude, i guess I can.â
âajax, it was just a prank, love,â you explain, him just still confused. he knew it was a prank, but he was wondering why you even did that. like, what was it worth? I mean, come on, if it was a prank you should have replaced his toothpaste with mayonnaise or something. overall, he just thought it was a little odd- and just for that, he refused to buy ice cream.
âyou suck ass.â
âfuck you.â
â
Kaeya - âď¸
âbro, are you serious right now? did you really leave the toilet seat up?â you asked, disgusted by his behavior. however, he was more disgusted with your usage of the word âbroâ. he hated that, he wasnât your âbroâ, he was your boyfriend.
in retaliation, he just rolled his eyes and said âcall me bro again, and Iâm going to always leave the toilet seat up.â what an empty threat, he never stayed true to his threats. you scoffed and just rolled your eyes back.
âwhatever, bae. i was just kidding, yâknow?â you reassured him, half scoffing and half smirking right then and there. he was still annoyed, he doesnât take this shit lightly because heâs a sensitive bastard. âgod, youâre such a baby.â
âcould tell you the same shit when you cry when I fu-â
âkaeya alberich, shut the fuck up before I beat your ass,â you cut him off, holding a wooden spatula in your hand as he lightly laughed.
âwhatever bae, I was just kidding, yâknow?â he mocked you.
âkill yourself.â
(authorâs note: the way I cringed writing this-)
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Diluc - âď¸
âhey bro, so I was thinking-â
you were immediately cut off by dilucâs reply. âbro?what am I, your close friend? dear, am I getting friend-zoned mid-relationship?â he speaks up, even though he knows youâre just joking, he thought heâd tease you a little.
âcâmon~ you know itâs a joke,â you whine, rubbing his forearm.
you two were in the middle of eating at a restaurant, dilucâs chopsticks holding the chicken between the two wooden utensils as he looks at you with a laughing and reading expression.
ây/n, youâre so strange sometimes,â he speaks before placing the food in his mouth.
you honestly expected a greater reaction out of your boyfriend, but I suppose he just thinks itâs a âyouâ thing.
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Zhongli - âď¸
âbro, so today I found this really cool kitchen gadget at the super market, can I use it to prepare dinner tonight? itâs an INSTANT PEALER for veggies!â you exclaim, zhongli just listening to you like usual.
âsure, why not? what are we having for dinner?â
did he not catch you? you did say something sort of weird. so, you say it again. âuhhh, weâre having fried zucchini and pasta, bro.â
âsounds lovely, I canât wait, do you need help in the kitchen tonight?â
maybe he didnât catch it again; he is kind of an idiot.
âno thanks, bro.â
âyou realize I know what youâre doing and I just donât care, right?â he speaks very nonchalantly and smiles cockily. it irked you, your face twisting into an embarrassed yet defensive expression.
I picture him going for someone whoâs usually on the easier side, sometimes just leaning-ly stubborn...?
he prefers to be the caretaker of the relationship, so someone who probably wouldnât mind him doing all the things for them.
he doesnât care about height. even though heâs SHORT ASF- he personally couldnât care any less.
he prefers youâd treat him nicely for the most part, and that you know how to stick up for yourself.
[ though, if someone messes with you expect his spear to be pierced right through that very someone. <3]
I donât see him as someone who puts up with your bullshit- he definitely would fight back. he probably is looking for someone not-so-problematic, considering his day job does that enough for him.
someone who will make him almond tofu when he asks for it, of course.
he wants to be as loving as possible- (though his resting bitch face doesnât really do justice for it and heâs very blunt) and usually it is shown through physical gifts rather than gestures of his. maybe a little picnic sometimes but itâs mostly things he buys. that being said- he wants you to appreciate the gifts/be appreciative.
he doesnât really show his love overly, heâs more subtle and chill about it. he wonât smother you in love- but he shows his physical love by sitting next to you, or maybe soft kisses from time to time.
go pet shopping with him, sounds about right for some reason.
sometimes it may seem like he doesnât care, but actually... he might be paying attention to you so much with so much adoration and admiration he just spaces out into his own little perfect world with you. you just have to remember that itâs not he doesnât care- he just so deeply in love with you. <3
he will literally do anything for you. youâll get used to him being your mini-slave boyfriend. though I wouldnât say heâs a simp, but he just doesnât mind if you want to ride on his shoulders or if you want to go eat out somewhere.
[ heâs paying by the way ]
I donât see xiao as someone whoâs super duper touchy... at first. he definitely does start becoming a little bit touchy and clingy once you two start dating though... so maybe he would look for someone whoâll put up with his little random kisses- maybe not hugs though. but I donât picture him saying âoh my god I love you youâre my entire world, please gimme kissies O/////O.â
âi donât understand the hype over wrapping your arms around torsos. kisses are more intimate in my opinion.â
- KAEYA -
kaeya seems like he would want a social s/o.
they have to be very cool, laid back, probably someone who would match his energy very well.
however, the idea of having a polar opposite doesnât really sound all too bad to kaeya... as long as it isnât someone who is like diluc.
his s/o would not complain about how teasing he is- in fact they would have to laugh at every nagging thing he does.
[ for the greatest example: say youâre shorter than cryo boy, heâll definitely make fun of your height, but you must put up with it or laugh. ]
kaeya doesnât usually take ânoâ for an answer. unless itâs obviously something that takes great risk or itâs something that is visibly painfully uncomfortable to you. though to put it straight: he wants someone who usually agrees with him.
winning a fight against kaeya would not be easy, for he is too great with words and itâs wit. he prefers his s/o to be understanding of him.
usually, he doesnât care about what his s/o looks like, though I just picture him going for someone not too shorter than him (the bitch will not deal with you saying âuppieâ every 10 seconds. he might as well drop kick you over the KOF headquarters.) he also would prefer you to have some sort of formal wear, or nothing too modest- for he hates plain and simple clothes.
kaeya thinks itâs the cutest thing when you run your fingers along his neck or over his jaw, I donât know he seems like a âI like it when you run your fingers on meâ type of guy.
they must agree to wear matching clothes once in a while.
if you donât get along with the rest of the knights, he doesnât want you. <3
they have to have a pretty smile, kaeya likes pretty smiles.
this isnât a requirement- but he would want you to bully diluc with him.
he also wants you to cook for him. :) even though crepus took him in and cared for him as his own son, the memories of his late sworn-father (?) have been tarnished by the bitter memories of his death and the quarrel between him and diluc. so, when you, a person who makes him happy, cares for him in a guardian-like way, it makes him feel at ease.
âcoming home to a warm home cooked meal and a warm heart will always be love to me.â
- TARTAGLIA -
(barely) knowing this ginger-headed asswipe, he probably wants someone who can out-do him.
he finds the people he envies quite the hottest and satiable for his taste.
if he envies you; congrats! you just won yourself a ticket to his arms :)
I wouldnât say he really has an âideal typeâ, it most likely changes along the way.
all he wants is a special someone who will lie on him when he wants.
he definitely wants someone to look up to, and make himself a better person each day.
they have to be knowledgeable- or teach him something new.
I imagine him being a milf fucker-
they have to deal with his stupid cheesy fuckboy pickup lines that are borderline-dad-joke level.
he likes to be challenged at anything- only because he probably has a thing for powerful people.
he wants you to train with him- or at least watch him train. maybe even be the bitch who brings him a wholeass tupperwear container of fucking watermelon.
you must be adventurous.
heâs probably wanted to try different things with his s/o, so you must be willing to do that with him.
I see childe as the type who likes his hair to be played with
heâs stupidly loving and it kind of comes off as obsession sometimes- but he wants you to see past that and just know he literally has all this love for you and adores you with everything he has.
will probably pull up with the âhey, sexy thingâ and finger guns everytime you two meet.
âi already know my significant other will be sexy in many ways- so why not remind them all the time?â
- ZHONGLI -
his ideal fantasy with someone he loves is definitely sharing a cup of tea at a table with you and reading to you.
he loves people he can easily-read, open booked you might say.
he likes people usually less knowledgeable than him- maybe even very low IQâs because he finds it amusing and he loves teaching them about the things he knows.
âyou donât know the meaning of discombobulated? oh, my. the things I have to teach you... this will be amusing.â
he likes to treat you to things he enjoys- however his pockets are empty so that might be an issue.
he prefers someone who is shorter than him by at least 5 inches.
more into elegant looking people, dressed up, visibly dainty.
he would want someone who will go around liyue harbor with him on his free days and sit in front of the actual harbor, facing he city and read with him.
they have to share food with him, itâs a must.
likes it when you braid his hair or brush it, he thinks itâs one of the sweetest things someone can do.
I imagine him to be the type to hold hands in public, definitely showing you two are an item.
though, he is not one to brag about you, more just bring up how caring you are for him and how much he loves you.
literally at any given chance in private, youâll have to give him a little kiss on the cheek.
he doesnât really like PDA so heâd prefer it if you didnât like it either.
he would also like to put you on his shoulders, so you canât be afraid of heights. <3
I donât think he likes obnoxious people- he finds them irritating.
he would want someone whoâs more private, maybe someone who doesnât seem very easy.
âprivacy is key, a key to my lock of love. secrecy is also quite the touch of mystery, which is somewhat attractive.â
- VENTI -
I donât think venti would want someone who looks like theyâre sad all the time.
though if you are a sad bitch and he happens to fall in love with you- good for you... I guess.
venti probably is very affectionate and likes to give hugs and kisses- he just doesnât know how.
âwaitâ youâre not supposed to bite when you kiss?â
heâs the confused oblivious boyfriend- and he wants someone who will obviously direct him toward reality and have him understand whatâs going on.
I personally think venti has a thing for tall people- it just makes sense to me.
wants someone who he can play his little bard songs to, and someone who will definitely listen to all of it.
as he is a fellow storyteller, he wants to hear different stories as well. that being said- he definitely want an s/o who likes to share their past or their fair-share of incidents.
YOU. DO. HIS. BRAIDS.
I imagine him wanting an s/o whoâll pay for his dandelion wine at angelâs share because he doesnât want to spend his mora.
wants you to walk around all of mondstadt with him- or probably chill around some statues :/
he expects you to help him out with his bard stories and wording them better, because he might get confused.
if he ends up getting wasted asf at angelâs share heâd probably want you to drag him out of the tavern and take care of him.
âa person who knows how to ruin my fun at dilucâs tavern is a keeper.â
- BEIDOU -
based on the voice line, âif you ever wanna trade tactics, Iâm always readyâ, beidou would want someone of her level of fighting.
you probably enjoy boarding her ship or something.
beidou also wants you to keep up with her when drinking.
[ thatâs right, no lightweight energy in this bitch. ]
she seems the type who would tease you about the things you do sometimes if you do something incorrectly, then help you learn along the way.
she has two main types: dumb and shy, or well-kept, private, and classy.
if youâre dumb and shy- she hopes you will let her teach you right from wrong.
âyou donât sweep the floors like that- you sweep it like this.â
beidou seems to be bad with otherâs feelings, so sheâd prefer you not to be a super sensitive person.
story night with beidou will be the best- you two just tell moments from your favorite experiences to each other for the whole night while drinking beer and sharing your own stupid stories.
like venti, beidou would want someone who will bring her home if she ends up getting super drunk at a bar/tavern.
makes sure to boost her god complex.
I feel beidou would want a super affectionate partner who makes her hot chocolate or hands her a cold beer whenever she wants.
âlove will give you what you want, just as long as you give it back.â
- XIANGLING -
xiangling seems like the easily flustered type- considering her bubbly personality.
taking that into consideration- sheâd might want someone who probably appreciates her enough that she doesnât start squealing in the kitchen thinking about you.
however, if you are over-the-top smooth talking, she wouldnât mind that either.
xiangling wants someone who probably will take care of guoba for her when sheâs away.
something else she might want is you being her personal taste tester.
âis it good enough? does it need anymore spice? maybe honey? no? Iâm talking too much-?! OKAY SORRY SORRY-â
xiangling likes careful people- less clumsy than her and less forgetful.
[ if she forgets her fucking bag or something you fucking bring it to her ︝âŚâ¤â]
donât be a whiny bitch- xiangling canât handle whiny bitches.
a true caretaker is what she wants- someone whoâs nourishing and probably super affectionate.
hugs, kisses, you name it, xiangling wants it.
one who knows how to take care of themself.
you help her cook in the kitchen and have the occasional cooking battles.
xiangling is the type of person to talk about herself a lot, so you have to listen to everything she says. just be a good listener.
hunt with her is all I gotta say.
[ YEAH MF CATCH THAT BOAR. ]
xiangling looks like the kind of person who would wanna go out with you on a monday at 8AM and not think itâs a bad time.
that being said, be an early bird.
âI just want to spend the most of the day with the one I love.â
- DILUC -
[ AS A DILUC WHORE I WOULD MAKE HIS TYPE ABOUT ME BUT WE WILL BE REALISTIC ]
he looks like he wants someone quiet and conservative, like him.
I imagine diluc falling in love with someone at his tavern, probably minding their own business.
his best pickup line would be âso... you like grape juice?â
that probably works on you HAHA.
anyways I think my best guess of his type would also have to be submissive...? (IN A NON KINKY WAY.)
mf gots lots of money to throw around so he doesnât mind spending it all on you.
[ homie throwing some bands here- more like coins cuz itâs mora...]
someone who is passionate about what they do or what they want to do.
you light up his world, as clichĂŠ as that sounds.
independent people are most attractive to him. ďżź
there isnât much to say for him besides he likes when both people (or all the people of the relationship, Iâm not polyphobic) of the relationship hold up their end of the rope.
that means he would like you to be just as hard working for the family as he is. no house-wife/house-husband bullshit.
âI hope they never feel overworked, though. it would be a shame to see them burnt out so muchâŚâ
