#sinners incorrect quotes

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quote

*After a drawn out argument about what temperature the thermostat should be set at.*

(Y/n) - Don't make me put holy water into the humidifier again!

Remmick - You wouldn't dare!

(Y/n) - You wanna bet?

Remmick - That's cold (Y/n), real cold.

(Y/n) - Just how I like my house.

[batserebus]

Stack, to Sammie: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Stack: *throws a brick through the window*

Stack: Okay, let's go.

[wildcardjgambit]

Y/N: Mary, dear?

Mary: Yes, my love?

Y/N: Wanna hear something funny?

Mary: *Chuckles* Entertain me, my hunter.

Y/N: If a drop of semen has more life than a drop of blood. Then why don't vampires suck di-? Aaaaand she's down on me.

Mary: *Trying to remove all of the gears and locks from his pants.*

Mary: Why does your trousers have to be so obstacling?

Y/N: I don't know, apparently the Van Helsings doesn't know the concept of wearing a proper attire, and always in their armor.

Mary: The next time we're shopping for clothes, I will choose them for you so I could have "easy access."

Y/N: 34in American.

Mary: Well, well, well. I would also like to thank you for notifying me that I would be receiving a "big package" from you, Mr. Van Helsing *finally removing all of the "obstacles" of his pants*.

Y/N(Blushing): Uhh, y-you're welcome, Mrs. Van Helsing.

Mary: *Giggling*.

[demigoddessqueens]

this is pretty much how I saw their dynamic

Sammie: someone will die….

Remmick: OF FUN!!

[moonlightbae7775]

(Pearline being messy)

Pearline:if you could kiss anyone in the world who would you kiss

Yn:my beautiful husband of seven years Elijah Moore!

Pearline:he don’t count you do that anyway

Yn:his ex wife from seven years ago Annie Baptiste!

[batserebus]

Stack: My sister-in-law is pregnant. Can’t wait to find out if im going to be an aunt or an uncle.

Smoke: That's not how this works.

Stack: Pretty sure it is.

[batserebus]

Sammie: Why are Stack and Mary sitting back to back?

Smoke: They had a fight.

Sammie: Why are they holding hands?

Smoke: They get sad when they fight.

[batserebus]

Smoke: Remmick makes me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Remmick: I literally only said 6 words.

Smoke: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.