#sir pentius

[deekurii]

Sir Pentious Best Boy

[laudrawin]

HAZBIN HOTEL STICKERS!

Available for shipping! :3

[rileyglas]

Hey You Up? pt. 2

How (I think) each male Hazbin Hotel character would wake you up in a *strictly platonic* way

Part two of my own silly little side headcanons that I felt like putting out in between working on my List series.

If ya'll want the NSFW part of my brain (Or the female characters) - let me know

Part 1

Masterlist

Adam

~Sleep in? Why? We’re in Heaven bitch!  ~Doesn’t bother knocking, just busts in the door and jumps into your bed, “Sup dude - let’s fuckin go!” ~ When you groan and fold the pillow over your face he gets frustrated “Commonnnn don’t be such a buzzkill!” ~ Annoyingly jams out, with or without his guitar depending on his mood, singing about how you should wake up. ~ You eventually give in, getting up just to make the ‘dickmaster’ shut the fuck up and leave.

Angel Dust

~ Knows sometimes sleep is best, hell he sleeps to get away from things. ~ Knocks quietly in hopes to not startle you. ~ Peeks his head in after a few minutes, speaks softly “Hey toots, Ms. Sunshine and Rainbows wants you downstairs for the group activity.” ~ Seeing you’re struggling to wake up he might bring you some water or medicine if it’s hangover related. He has those kinds of mornings all too often. ~ Sets everything down on your table and leaves quietly to give you some space but will probably come check on you after a few minutes.

Sir Pentious

~ Bolts into your room without knocking. Not to be rude but because he is too socially awkward to realize knocking is the polite thing to do. ~ “Exssssssscuse me? Are you doing ‘a sssssleep’? ~ Isn’t sure how to wake you, so he calls in a few of his eggbois for help. ~ You feel the eggs climb into your bed and proceed to poke at you above the covers. ~ When you don’t respond, either from annoyance or being in a deep sleep, they assume the worst, “I do believe this one is dead, boss. Should we dispose of the body?” ~ Sir Pentious panics at the thought of you actually being dead and begins shaking you violently, “Oh cruel world! Pleasssse wake up!” ~ Frustrated, you finally sit up, “I’m not dead you idiots!” ~ “Oh good. Charlie needssss you. Come now eggs.” he hisses happily, having completed his mission successfully.  ~ You realize you really should invest in a better door lock.

Vox

~ Has cameras in your room, so he knows you’ve been asleep for a while.  ~ Why use doors when he can just zip into your room directly.  ~ The type to fling the shades open to blast bright light on you (if there’s no window he will turn the brightness up on his screen while increasing his volume, “Get up! I have a packed schedule and Val needs you in the studio.” ~ If you don’t respond he will rip your blankets off, slowly losing patience. “I said…get…up!” his voice distorts with static. ~ Debates shocking you awake but decides he rather you awake than a convulsing, drooling mess.  ~ Doesn’t have the time or energy to keep trying, “Fine. I’ll just send Val in to deal with you.” he yells over his shoulder before zapping back out the room. ~ You get up immediately at the thought of having to pull Val away from work. Fuck that.

[manchicasanchez]

Spongebob sings "It starts with sorry" ft Plackton 🧽🦠🌈

Original song from Hazbin Hotel series (2023).

[androgynousblackbox]

ALSO! I love too that Sir Pentius FOR ONCE IN HIS FUCKING LIFE (that we know of at least) is getting a positive reinforcement from someone instead of having people who constantly undermine everything he does or literally do not care about him. Let my baby boy thrive and be happy even if he is still a disaster on everything else.

[mattysones]

I just wanna say I had a theory about Hazbin entirely based on their color schemes, and with all the reveals, so far I've been correct about EVERYTHING. Cut for spoilers and why my predictions are still correct

I have a running theory that because his scheme is mostly white (and a few other reasons), Angel is going to die. He either is a fallen angel, or will be successfully "redeemed". It won't be a bad thing he dies.

"You were wrong about Sir Pentius"

NOPE I was right still: He died. It wasn't surprising at all. It was MORE surprising they sort of glossed over his death as a song opener.

But let's look again.

His colors have changed. He's gold (loud) and *white*. He's important now because his role has changed.

I still doubt we'll get a fully realized backstory for him, but I DO think he'll play a MUCH bigger roll in season 2, and not just for the obvious reason is that he is PROOF sinners can be redeemed.

[neverholygrail]

Repo AU art!

Bonus: Alastor has to step on a stool cuz Satine is 10 fucking feet-

[deekurii]

Quick drawing from today, wanted to humanize sir pentius