Jan 5
Main Story 5.0 Crashout Live
Hi guys its 11:14PM PST (Los Angeles time) and I'm starting the update so I'm going to be posting live reactions under the cut!
Just in case it needs to be said, spoilers ahead!
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Main Story 5.0 Crashout Live
Hi guys its 11:14PM PST (Los Angeles time) and I'm starting the update so I'm going to be posting live reactions under the cut!
Just in case it needs to be said, spoilers ahead!
Shea LOOSING it when Jinkx starts singing "gentlemen start your engines" will never not be funny
SP 1999 EPISODE 3 LIVEBLOG
Last episode of disk 1 and probably the last one for today
Rip to the old man getting thrown down the front steps, what a way to start an episode
This sick woman ruining all of her dad's escape plans smh
Who's the angry woman punching men and why do I love her already
"No harm will come to her" something tells me that harm will almost definitely come to her
Andrew and Suzanne are engaged!!!!
Percy and Marguerite insulting each other in public is so much cuter now they're happy with each other <3333
The bitchy ladies are being bitches again smh
Percy insulting the Pimpernel aksndkskdkdkd
Percy what are you planning because I know for a fact you aren't gonna leave this old man's daughter in france
"Suppose the girl is dead?" Goddamn marguerite have some faith
AAAAAAA HE CALLED HER MARGOT <33333
Who's the speedy boy French soldier my god
Oh nevermind he's a creeper spying on the lady from before in her bath
That is a massive goblet and I want one
Whose this guy with long hair in the woods he's kind of fit
Chauvvys become a deadbeat alcoholic since last episode it seems
And now he's a man on a mission
"I never said you were absurd!" "But you implied it" "Andrew have I ever implied" PERCY YOU DUMBASS
Andrew is so confused bless him
"You're not prepared for such a journey-" "her ladyship's portmanteau" MARGOT YOU SAVAGE
Goddammit percy give your wife the boat sex she's craving or I will
SLIGHT TANGENT BUT I LOOKED IT UP AND I THINK THE FIT GUY FROM THE WOODS WAS ALUCARD IN CASTLEVANIA AND IM LOSING MY MIND?????
Not the 30 pieces of silver as a bribe
Oh damn I didn't realise this town had a bring your own guillotine policy
Fit evil lady (I think her name is gabrielle??) has a guillotine earring omg
Noooo don't execute 5 citizens every day you're so sexy ahaha
Oh fuck they're straight up grabbing people from the crowd at random jesus christ
Yeah you should feel bad Mr priest since you're the reason they're killing people
So they all know where he's hiding because he's holding secret masses and yet nobody has given him up? Damn thats commitment
HES GIVING HIMSELF UP? COULDNT HE HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE THEY KILLED 5 INNOCENT PEOPLE EARLIER IN THE DAY????
Gabrielle is a badass she just kicked the old priest down
Why is she so obsessed with this Helene girl, kinda gay ngl
I love everyone except Marguerite toasting to the king
Oh fuck Percys host is spying for chauvelin
SHOUTOUT THE FUNKY MEN FROM THE WOODS FOR CAPTURING CHAUVELIN
Oh damn they're straight up shooting all of the soldiers
"You are very arrogant!" "I'm English" percy you legend
HOW IS THAT COUGHING FUCKER STILL ALIVE OH MY GOD
Uh oh Marguerites in the convent but Gabrielle knows about the convent
"Put him in with the pigs" "that's uncommonly hard on the pigs" percival Blakeney, professional sassmaster
AND HELENE ISNT EVEN IN THE CONVENT? SMH
Episode 3 done! Honestly I'm loving this show, really glad I invested in it, can't wait to see what happens next!
Okay Smallville might be a good show actually
Clark losing his inhibitions (red kryptonite), seeing somebody getting hassled by the principal over a dress code violation, and then running over to be like "Mr Lastname, sorry to interrupt, but she actually looks really sexy and your dress code sucks" is good.
RK Clark immediately going to Lex Luthor to ask to borrow a sports car for a hot date. Lex like "well this seems strange but it's no skin off my nose if this 15 year old totals my car, have fun man"
Clark running away from home and saying he's going to be richer than Lex Luthor. Lex hearing all this and being like. "... Yeah of course, for sure, hang on one sec and I'll go with you" and then immediately going to tell on Clark to Jonathan because this is obviously insane. 10/10
Lionel Luthor meeting RK Clark and being like "wow, you speak your mind, you're gonna go far". Fucking. Spectacular episode
Michelle losing it at Jinkx calling Ru "broom" is so everything
I absolutely adore how Raja just owns her age. There's such a grace and beauty in getting older and she damn well knows it.
"lookin' for the stEameR" with those gay ass adhd autism hands JINKX YOUR SO ME CODED
SP 1999 EPISODE 4 LIVEBLOG
And we are back!!!! Been a couple of days but I'm super excited to see what happens now
Yessss you go you random man you hit chauvvy with your gun for no reason!!!
HELENE IS WITH THE FOREST REBELS?????
GO OFF GIRL TEAR HIM APART!!!
"God is on our side!" "Then why are you losing?" Damnnnnnn
ALUCARD FROM CASTLEVANIA IS BACK AND HE IS BEING A WHINY BITCH
Awwww him and Helene are kinda cute tho <33333
They are my new stupid babygirl otp actually <333
Coughy fucker be GONE!
NOOOOO GABRIELLE IS AT THE CONVENT WE'RE ALL FUCKED
Gabrielle is 2 seconds from backhanding a nun and that's honestly iconic
Oh fuck they're searching it they're gonna find Margot
Yep they've got her
MARGOT WHY CAN'T YOU MANAGE 2 SECONDS WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED SMH
Chauvelin has a talent for hitting nerves my god
HELENE YOU IDIOT HES GOING TO FIGURE OUT ITS YOU IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL
Percy and Andrew swordfighting, I am looking respectfully <33333
He just wants his wife back goddammit
Jesus christ that's a lot of dead nuns
Damn they didn't even bother to give Margot papers that were convincing
DONT SLAP MY WIFE JUST BECAUSE SHE CALLES YOU A BITCH GABRIELLE
YES ALUCARD YOU ATTACK THOSE HEATHENS OR WHATEVER I BELIEVE IN YOU <333
Oooo Chavvy getting told again
COUGHY FUCKER STOP STABBING PEOPLE CHALLENGE
Percy really just walked in and demanded to see Gabrielle and it worked
OH SHIT HES IMPERSONATING CHAVELIN AJDJDJSNDBJDIEEND
Stop flirting with the hot evil woman!!!!! But also honestly who wouldn't
"Be careful" "I'm always careful" actual literal lies but okay whatever you say
DONT GIVE IT AWAY MARGOT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
Percy bigging up the Pimpernel while he's in disguise <3333
"Resourceful beyond belief, a thorn in the side of the Republic-" "and altogether too big for his boots" SIR ANDREW FFOULKES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
They're all enjoying the Chavelin disguise ploy way too much and it's amazing
DONT TOUCH MY WIFE GABRIELLE
OH SHIT REAL CHAUVELIN IS AT THE GATE ASKING TO SEE HER
THEY'RE GONNA CONVINCE HER THAT CHAUVVY IS PERCYYYYYY
YES MARGOT GET HIMMMM
YES GABRIELLE BACKHAND CHAUVELIN LIKE A GIRLBOSS
More Henri and Helene content wooooooooo
Gabrielle why are you locking the door
PERCY NO
GET AWAY FROM HER CLEAVAGE YOU HAVE A WIFEEEE
OH SHIT YOU GO PERCY
Sexiest prison break out there tbh
Rip to Gabrielle what a loser
Shut the fuck up don't you dare hurt Henri or he'll Alucard your ass
Nvm Henri is so pathetic but that's why i love him <333 wet rag of a man
Oh their plan is going to go so horribly wrong isn't it, they're so fucked
BREAKING NEWS: Pathetic Boyfriend and His Catholic Peasant Boy Band Lose So Hard It Hurts
NOOOOOO SHE SHOT MY BOY
Honestly Helene knows what she wants at least
HELENE WHY WOUKD YOU GO TO THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE YOU IDIOT
BREAKING NEWS: Reinforcements Doomed To Pathetically Fail
NOOOOO THEY SHOT HENRI RIGHT IN THE CHEST
HELENE DONT RUN TO HIM DO YOU WANT TO DIE
AND HELENES BEEN SHOT AS WELL NOW
BREAKING NEWS: My Favourite Pathetic Loser Couple Are Doomed
Awwwwww Chauvvy cares about Helene and wants her to be safe, that's what we call character development boys and girls
BEGONE GABRIELLE
GO CHAUVVY
HE SHOT GABRIELLE MY GOD
Pathetic teary-eyed Chauvelin is best Chauvelin?????
Maybe I can possibly forgive him for killing Tony a little bit
Helene my babygirl dont leave me like this
BREAKING NEWS: This OTP Has No Fucking Survivors What The Fuck
Episode 4 is finished and with it comes the end of the second 2-parter!!!!
This one was an absolute roller coaster and had me feeling a lot of emotions, but I enjoyed it nonetheless, shoutout to this shows ability to get me invested in a couple that have only been together on screen for a single episode