Guys who fucking suck . Also buster

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Guys who fucking suck . Also buster
coughs this up at your feet like a cat with a hairball
(edit: please, instead of liking, reblog this instead? [bigs my eyes hugely] liking on tumblr is more akin to saving a post to your bookmarks, or adding it to your favorites... [sparkles my eyes] reblog instead of liking please <3333 this has been a PSA)
Carrier TC with sire 1 based on my other post 👌
man I dont really ship cyscourge or thunderwarp but the potential for sparkmate fuckery in g1 is unmatched tbh. im picturing an au where thundercracker and skywarp were bonded, so when their sparks get reused by unicron cyclonus and scourge are onlined already bonded and just like. dont realize it because they have no memories of not being bonded
like ah yes of course I can sense the general direction of my fellow soldier and feel his pain and his emotions and of course we have a special private commlink that's on all the time. this is all very normal. just guys bein dudes
S1 E12 - The Party II
day 2 : west side story // good eating
they cannot afford fine dining but at least they have fun together. is this considered a rarepair?? i personally think yes so pls dont throw rocks at me. also shitty doodle for today cos im rushing :((((
Me explaining that Thundercracker x Skyfire as local dork who fell in love with his trine mate’s science partner, geeks out with him and they end up doing the silly lesbian interfacing in the back of the Wendy’s parking lot
YOU GET ME!!!!!!!
holy shit wyrm are u a goddamn mind-reader???? I was literally thinking about au where Starscream introduces his new lab partner to his trine mates and one of both of them fall head over heels. It's SO funny and good!!! Also. Very angsty just cause, y'know, Starscream comes back from the expedition with Skyfire alone :)
Anywho!!!
The idea of thundercracker taking Skyfire to a WENDY'S after he gets defrosted is so funny and cute at the same time. The Wendy's is the one place that doesn't call the cops on him immediately when he shows up, so he brings his girlfriend there 🥺 the Wendy's employees think he's funny and he keeps their nights interesting.
Him bringing his giant girlfriend there does mean that no one can really park in the parking lot but it's like midnight so no one stops by anyways. And then they find out that not only do the robots have sex!!! They have lesbian sex!!!! They've got two giant robots scissoring in the parking lot! It is honestly the best day of most of their lives.
Hrnnnnn.... Thundercracker and Skyfire cuddling in the Wendy's parking lot 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 thundercracker gets to relax for the first time since his girlfriend disappeared and Skyfire gets to cuddle with her boyfriend again 🥺🥺
Skywarp tells megatron that he thinks starscream isn't satisfied with the way they have sex so teaches megs some techniques that "all seekers enjoy". Later when he tries them out on star to try to impress him, star demands to know how he suddenly got so bad at sex. Moral of the story: never listen to skywarp
A moment of silence for Thundercracker 😔😔