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Chucky: *deeeeeep breath, seeing something Freddy's done that pisses him off*

Chucky: ... I could yell,

Chucky: I could scream,

Chucky: I could call you names,..

Chucky: But one of us has to be the mature one,

Freddy: (:(:(: Oh yeah?

Chucky: And it...

Tiffany: 😊*standing there like yes, thats her husband. her controlled, sexy-as husband*

Chucky: -AINT GONNA BE ME.

Freddy: 🤣🤣🤣

Tiffany: 🤦‍♀️ *like oh yeah. thats her husband alright*

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Baby and Foxy, getting their hands on a motor scooter: OOOH! Otis!! Can we ride this outside! ??

Otis: Whatever, okay? I'm not your fucking dad.

Baby and Foxy: *rush outside*

Otis: ... WAIT NOT IN THE FUCKEN STREET, THOUGH--

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*After Pennywise has successfully stolen every girl scout cookie right out of Stu's, Billy's, Jennifer's, Chucky's and Freddy's hands throughout the day*

Pennywise: *All too happy and full, humming as he flips through a magazine peacefully on the couch*

Stu, Billy, Jennifer, Chucky and Freddy: *Glare from around the room*

Stu: Don't you dare gloat- you miserable little biscuit whore.

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Tiffany and Carrie are searching Pam's room for something she confiscated from them while she's out, when they come upon a... curious contraption.

Carrie: ... Hey Tiffany... what is this?

Tiffany: What- oh... well...

Tiffany: ... Remember that time Chucky was in my room, and- you came to my rescue?

Carrie: *Thinking oh god that was embarrassing and going 50 shades of red* I thought he was doing something awful to you...

Tiffany: Yeah. But it was just... awfully nice?

Carrie: *... nods*

Tiffany: Well. *Holds up the object Carrie was curious about, a vibrator* This does the same job, but without the need for Chucky.

Carrie: ... oh!-

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(In the NonKiller AU)

Chop Top: Just a reminder that tomorrow's my birthday. My twin has abandoned me for the needy (Gone to photograph a fundraiser), so the presents need to be bigger and better.

Bubba, signing excitedly: I got you something great! Do you want a hint??

Chop Top: -No! You know I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago how upset I got when you left your present out for me to find?

Drayton, looking up abruptly from the bills he was sorting: 'Left out'?! It was hidden in a storage locker.

Bubba: In Queens.

Drayton: That I rented under an assumed name!

Bubba: You chewed through the combination lock.

Chop Top, not missing a beat (But the point- yeah, he missed that): Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

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Fredheads (Remember that Freddy Cult concept?? XD), on the way he stands: Yes, your highness. Your very posture tells me "Here is a man of true greatness".

Chucky, watching all this craziness: ... Either that, or "Here are my genitals, please kick them."

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Bubba, tentatively, but determinedly approaches Michael in the kitchen: *Sets a blackboard in front of him: Michael, I need some... relationship advice.*

Michael, not even looking at Bubba: *Takes big gulp of coffee* No.

Bubba: *Jaw drops* What-

Bubba: *Blinks*

Bubba: *Rubs the blackboard clean and scribbles furiously: You haven't heard my problem- *

Michael, yanks blackboard away from Bubba: *Writes: Doesn't matter. Too early in the morning for feelings.*

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Stu: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Thomas: *Writes down on a piece of paper, shows it to Stu- I wake up at 4.30am. *

Stu:

Stu: ... ya, so, I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.