For you Matt.
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Guatemala

seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Senegal

seen from Russia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from Italy
For you Matt.
ALL DEM QUESTIONS
Under a cut because long post
I love how Matthew makes dying whale noises when I say "no more hugs and kisses"
What do Russians call the World Wide Web?
The internyet
ANSWER ALL THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HAVE FUN HONEY
you
a butt nugget and I CANT SEE WHAT IM TYPING I REALLY NEED TO FIX THIS THEM HLEP
OKAY LET ME OPEN WORD
That’s better
None of them. I lie do all of them
1. What’s your favorite candle scent?
pine or vanilla? idk bro.
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
uhhHHHH
maybe Zoe Saldana? she’s chill bro
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
hm.
Chris Pine.
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
27/28?
5. Do you know a hoarder?
MY MUM
6. Can you do a split?
nO
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
I HAVE NO IDEA
maybe 5?
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
Atlantic.
9. How many countries have you been to?
2; Canada and the US
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
nope.
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Sadie, maybe????
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
I like the name Stephen? STEEEEEVE
idk man.
13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?
37% ON A MATH QUIZ YAY
and a 55% on a math test a few months ago
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
TELETUBBIES
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
I think I was Scooby Doo.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
I read the first two books in the Twilight series; not as bad as I expected.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
BRITISH
or a sweet Georgia peach accent
18. Did your mother go to college?
she went to uni.
19. Are your grandparents still married?
oui.
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
oui.
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
YES.
22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?
Canada’s Wonderland.
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
Japanese or German. maybe Russian too. but definitely Japanese.
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
grey.
25. Is your father bald?
almost.
26. Do you know triplets?
nope.
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
Titanic.
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
YES
29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?
The Moose Cafe
and the Keg
(they’re both good but serve totally different food)
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
yep.
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
COSTCO
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
I think there was a thought of Jason.
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
I DON’T.
34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?
hm.
mum maybe?
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
RURAL
36. Can you whistle?
oui.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
nope.
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
NO.
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
yes.
40. What medical conditions do you have?
juvenile arthritis, complex migraines, and asthma.
yay
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
somewhere between 12-14.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
YES.
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
I like Garage’s jeggings
44. What’s the last compliment you got?
uh
compliment????? what is compliment?????
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
no.
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
green and red.
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
7?
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
agnostic. but they can pick for themselves.
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
WHAT?????????????/
like 8?
50. Why do you have a tumblr?
because
nsfw art and fics imeanwhat
because it adds spice to my life
ALL DEM
fuck you with a cactus
FUCKING RAINBOW. HAH. HAHAHAHAH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH. REVENGE IS COMPLETE
YOU BITCH
so you love me and hate me at the same time as well as thinking I'm both pretty and ugly
I am insulted and flattered