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You can't bear the thought of bringing the slightest discomfort to your beloved. 🩷

penelope in 7x20 calling derek mr snappy bc he answered the phone ‘yeah?’ is …. kinda crazy ngl

#like hes just being normal #literally answered the SLIGHTEST bit curtly #SLIGHTEST #cm #morgan #my posts

Ask a woman why does she love to have het sex and she would give you one of these answers:

(1)That she loves the feeling of closeness, she loves being hugged and kissed, she loves when a man caresses her body, she loves the intimacy, the feeling of fullness (yikes), she loves the “mutual” vulnerability, she loves giving pleasure to her man, she loves to know that she’s the reason of his orgasm, that she loves to make him feel good, she loves how vulnerable her man is when she sucks his dick because at that moment she’s the one in control and her man trusts her that she won’t hurt his sensitive organ with her teeth, that at that moment she’s a queen with a dick in her mouth, that she doesn’t care that she’s never had an orgasm in her life as long as her man is happy, that anal sex is the extension of trust and closeness, and it’s a bonding experience, that male pleasure turns her on in her head, that being at the absolute mercy of a male is not terrifying but thrilling, and that she loooooooves being vulnerable.

(2)That she’s a slut and she enjoys being degraded.

Ask a man why does he love to have het sex, and after looking at you as if you were completely nuts, he would give you one of these answers:

(1)He just LOVES TO FUCK.

(2)He loves to degrade “bitches”. And he LOVES TO FUCK.

See, for women it is all about giving, and for men is all about taking and having.

yeah no this way of talking about women and heterosexuality is actually batshit insane sorry

#dont care if i get ostracised by radfem tumblr at this point lmao this is so insanely strawmanny that i cant take it seriously in the slight #slightest #i like sex bc its fun and intimate omg #zo zorry to be a handmaiden #'he just loves to fuck' who on earth talks like thaaaaaaat

If Twitter will show me one more insufferable tweet from Fanyus freaking out about how Yuzu is traveling to the Olympics I might set that place on fire.

#who #gives #a #fuck #about #how #he #is #going #to #travel #it's #not #important #in #the #slightest #ffs #I #can't

oh for thw clans i thought cats that looked like their founder would be super attractive? like, tall, slender pure black in shadow, strong orange cat in thunder, soft, fluffy silver tabby in river, small, lean brown spotted tabby in wind, and tall, strong blue and white in sky. and ig brown tabbies and torties/torbies are just universally hot.

hm SEE that is a very good headcanon that will NOT work for me but it's a good headcanon

#mine #ask #anon #as always i support all opinions #but uhh this doesn't work for My problem #see i don't consider dotc canon #in #the #slightest #only riverstar #bc i liked riverstar #and uhhhh yeah it's a weird story #sad;flkj #he has a bunch of kids and then dawn becomes the first leader of riverclan #and then one of her kids goes to windclan #and #uh #it's a whole thing lmao

You‘re the funniest person on here

You turn my dark days into light

You‘re my shining Jedi knight

I don’t know what I was thinking with the last one sorry I‘m not funny but you are

Kissy kiss 😘

PLEASSEEE MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS 😭

For lack of better words, this made me all uwu inside 🥺🥺🥺

#anons got bars 🎤#love #wait storytime #there was a guy in high school who like to write songs and rap and sing and stuff #he wasn’t very good at it but everyone hyped him anyway (as they should)#anyway he had a fat crush on me and wrote a whole album about liking me #denies it up to this day #but last year I woke up on my birthday to a Snapchat from him asking me to check out the new song he just dropped #it was about a birthday girl on her special day and how amazing she was #the damn album cover WAS MY LAST NAME PERSONIFIED I wish I could explain that it was so funny #like man wasn’t even subtle in the SLIGHTESY #slightest #anyway #no one asked for this lmao I just remembered

The slightest rustle in the long grass and the arrow is ready to be loosed. . . . #archer #archery #archerylife #barebow #barebowarchey #bowandarrow #bowpose #bowwoman #dropdown #femalearcher #instinctivearcher #longbow #longgrass #naturalbowwoman #outdoorarchery #outdoorseason #readyandwaiting #readyforanything #rustle #slightest #tradarchery #traditionalarchery #tradbow #warrior #warriorwoman #woodarrow #woodbow #womanarcher https://www.instagram.com/p/B-qYXfXpTI6/?igshid=156s7tam1kmea