#slightly ominous

[maybe-a-zuzucri]

[krenenbaker]

I will not elaborate

it's dangerous to go alone, take this

OHHHHH merci!!!

[cupidhaseul]

[maybeimamuppet]

I AM 20 TODAY. YIKES. here’s some slightly ominous lessons i’ve learned in my 20 years on this planet:

1. lip syncing can be just as good as belting full volume

2. toenails are not necessarily permanent

3. use lotion

4. cry. as much as you can. whenever you feel the urge. just cry.

5. you are never too young or too old to learn something new about yourself. you’re never the wrong age to learn who you are

6. vegetables can actually be very tasty if cooked properly

7. ‘do your best’ doesn’t mean the same thing all the time. do your best in the moment and that’s all you can do

8. internet friends are just as valid

9. if you have hair long enough to brush, hold it vertically instead of horizontally to stop it getting stuck

10. life is made up in moments. no matter how small you break them down, yours are limited. fill them with things and people and events that make you happy, but value the moments that aren’t. sometimes you just need to eat cookies alone in bed in the dark, that moment is just as important as all the others.

[greaserink]

If you get tired of your current Flesh, you could always slough It off and replace It with one far less average sized! :)

This feels like something Boss would advise me.

[cross-the-rift]

I dare you to take care of yourself today

[dragonwolfcrane]

Pro tip: if you fold your clothes in front of your door you cannot escape until the deed is done

[dixie-wolf]

Good morning from the boy.