#slitherclaw

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Onions

Ravenclaw: *cutting onions* dammit, why can’t someone genetically modify these onions so I don’t have to cry?

Slytherin: Yeah, why can’t I genetically modify myself so I don’t cry?

Hufflepuff: A-are you okay?

Slytherin: *tearing up* no.

Hufflepuff: *looks at Ravenclaw*

Ravenclaw: Oh come on, do you want me to fix the onions or Slytherin?

Hufflepuff: *continues to look at Ravenclaw*

Ravenclaw, sighing: fine, come here slytherin.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *cuddle and kiss until Slytherin stops crying and then after*

[helianthusmiko]

HOLY SHIT

I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE NO IDEA IF I REALLY AM A HUFFLEPUFF BECAUSE I'VE NEVER TAKEN THE TEST AND THE REASON I CALL MYSELF A HUFFLEPUFF IS BECAUSE MY FRIENDS CALL ME THE ACTUAL EMBODIMENT OF HUFFLEPUFF SO IM GOING TO GO TAKE THAT TEST NOW

[stargazeatmidnight]

♤ REQUEST ♤ aries sun | libra moon | cancer rising | pisces venus | intj | slitherclaw → Some characteristics: • trustworthy & supportive • organized & like rules • like dabating • fast mood changes • good listeners • need security • great sense of humor • ambitious & open to new

[ysabelkid]

Pottermore sorted me as Gryffindor, but in this case I'm a #SlitherClaw through and through. #earlymorningsareforthebirds #theearlybirdcankeeptheworm https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_7pt5Hdf9N6mH6w9UYqK2sS_1sAs5OnEBcBg0/?igshid=1l7l2sk3vp7h2

[creative-robot]

Got bored, made myself a SlytherClaw Moodboard

[kingslandingstrip-blog]

He gives me feelings. Like, on the inside of my penis.

Oh Sammy

[spoopychaser-blog]

Proud SlitherClaw

[tristesse-and-distress]

I've come to the conclusion I'm a perfect mix of Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

I'm ambitious, resourceful, determined, and generally won't follow other people. Yet, also imaginative, creative, witty, clever, and an out-of-the-box sort of person. I think I'd prefer Slytherin, though; It's not so bad as everyone makes out.