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âI donât do math because Iâm gayâ âthe gays canât do mathâ âIf I explain math on tumblr Iâll lose my gay cardâ all of you apologize to Alan Turing right nowÂ
The â+â in LGBTQ+ is for math.
Itâs literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I donât have anything to give you though
It was simple addition, really.
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
I feel like pirating media that isnât sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldnât be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
Best part is the background commentary from the other seventh graders:
Student 1: How does he do that???
Student 2, in a bored tone: heâs gay, he can do anything đ
man this is so funny
Source
Video of Tama
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⊠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catâs funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenât read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheâs now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iâm crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially âsecond tamaâ or âtama IIâ) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iâm crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itâs a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
âSun-tama-tamaâ (a pun off of âSantamaâ, lit. âthird Tamaâ) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaâs successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, âI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.â [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaâs Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereâs new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyĆjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyĆjin on the anniversary of Tamaâs Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canât hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. iâm sorry, i donât make the rules.
You canât not reblog a goddess. Itâs just whatâs so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the âup and coming godâ award, and of course, Yato thinks itâs him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
Always reblogging this.
I have been informed that reblogging this is non-negotiable and âBut Iâm new here, fresh from Reddit, surely you can ease me into this whole âmust reblogâ thingâ but no, instead you dump 16 years of heart-wrenching station cat lore on me all at once??
This opens up entirely new worlds of ideas for deities in my homebrew D&D universe.
My Body: Hey đ
Me: Please don't
My Body: You know what it's time for? đ
Me: Could you just NOT for ONCEâ
My Body: đ it's time for
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Some things just so yâall are clear:
Anne Rice was not against fanfiction cause of gay sex. That is a bad game of tumblr telephone
The books have always been queer. Louis and Lestat are explicitly in love and kiss often
The last book ends with them explicitly endgame romantic
Anne Rice wrote a marriage between Louis and Lestat when gay marriage was legalized in the US
The main reason for the fanfic thing was that one of her books (I think it was Merrick?) was going to be released digital only in 2000 and her publishers told her fanfic would ruin the sales of her book
The show was produced by her and written long before her death so she isnât ârolling in her graveâ. She was an erotic novelist haha
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Much of this is true, though Rice was a complicated human as we all are.
She didnât write the show. She was an erotic novelist, although many of her full-on porn works from the 1980s carried an internal throughline of women being ânormedâ into sexually submissive roles relative to the men âstrong enoughâ to keep them. Her personal peccadillos often included arguments that the age of consent should be lowered, particularly for sexual predators who were âgeniuses,â and the sexual fantasies she wrote rarely had so much as a passing acquaintance with consent as we know it in the real world.
Regardless of her motives for aggressively and vociferously opposing fanfiction, the effect of that action was untold archival damage and a distinct warping of the fandomâs norms for interaction, relative to other communities of similar vintage. She was incapable of handling any criticism from anyone, be it editors (which she eschewed following QotD and only allegedly got back on board for Blood Communion) or the general public (as in⊠Amazon comments sections.) She mobilized her Facebook fanbase to harass Jenny Trout, another author, after Trout said that negative Goodreads reviews arenât⊠grounds for harassment.
Trout received, among other things, death threats to herself and her kids including doxxing and one gentlemanâs offer to send Rice a necklace made from Troutâs teeth. I flatter myself, perhaps, for considering the persistent harassment and death threats that I have received in this fandom similar, or at least stemming from a similar source: the insularity of VC fandom after the whole âno ficâ thing, plus the cult of personality that surrounded âMater.â
She was not above racism, not just in the creation of Louis but also in her defense of Paula Deen and the implications shot throughout every one of the VC books in regards to whiteness, beauty, sexuality, savagery, and servitude.
Her on-and-off relationship with Catholicism meant that she did at times back away from describing her charactersâ queerness; indeed, I would argue that much of the extant queerness in IWTV (1976) stems from a decidedly homophobic framing, in which the deathly âsterilityâ of these characters and their makeshift queer families are relegated to the darkness and contrasted against all that is natural in the world of heterosexual, cyclical, nuclear family systems.
But.
It is there. It always was there.
When Louis describes his desire for Lestat, and for Armand, and seduces Daniel over the course of the nightâthatâs still there. The scene where Lestat very literally demands that Louis come out of the closet is there.
Lestat and Nicki were always lovers. So were Armand and Daniel. These were all real.
No matter where it originated, itâs fucking stupid to claim itâs not there at all. #Problematic texts involving queerness are everywhere, and thatâs just how reality works. To use another Tumbly hobby-horse as an example, you canât claim Rocky Horror Picture Show isnât queer or was never pivotal just because itâs wildly outdated and Richard O'Brienâs become kind of a disaster.
And as time went on, Riceâs views changed, because she was a human. Sure, people love to dunk on guys who say ânow that I have daughters, I understand why feminism matters,â but isnât that better than them staying stuck that way?
Rice had queer friends, some gay men who died of AIDS. She learned from them, and from her son Christopher. (Sometimes what she learned wasnât really taken onboard in a very helpful way, as the excellent @vraik mentioned so recently here.)
Rice did, in fact, Do That when marriage equality was realized for (non-disabled) queer couples in the USA.
And you know what else I remember about that?
The comments were a fucking SHITSHOW.
Do you know how. Many. People. Came out of the woodwork claiming to be âfansâ and saying in the same breath how 'disappointedâ they were in her for 'ruiningâ these characters theyâd always seen 'as brothersâ?
It always stuck in my craw that there was a pretty hard 'live-and-let-liveâ strain of Toxic Positivity in this fandom, in which talking about queer relationships that exist in the text was called 'shippingâ and some considered it 'politeâ to let these vocal homophobes continue with their blinders and illusions. Pointing out that that was BS was, I suspect, one of the reasons I became persona non grata for a while.
If seeing butts in the new show has you cheering and running over to yell that the books were never gay HAHA OWNED, maybe you should look around and see what kind of people are wearing the same team colors as you.
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Welcome twitter users fleeing the absolute cesspool that twitter is going to become as Musk gets his way with his awful ideas! Things are better here, and hey, if you're an old user coming back, they've actually improved shit!
Here's a list of important notes for tumblr usage:
Don't censor words, particularly trigger warnings. Tumblr has a very functional blacklist (found in your settings) that can filter by post content and/or tags. But the word needs to actually be present for the filter to work. Censoring words like r*pe is actively harmful to people attempting to avoid those topics.
Use tags liberally, you have as many as you want, but don't tag unrelated shit. You'll get reported for spam really fast if you do.
Set an avatar and reblog things, otherwise you look like a bot.
You are not obligated to have your real name anywhere in your blog/bio/etc. Most people here use handles.
You can turn your ask box & anons on or off if you are experiencing any kind of harassment. You can also turn off replies on your posts, and turn off reblogs if you need to.
Tumblr has keyboard shortcuts on desktop. You can find them listed under the blog/account menu. Go learn them, they make life so much easier.
Reblog things. Seriously. Also set your dash in chronological order. You can maintain several blogs if need be, but reblogging things is normal, expected, and how you pass along stuff you enjoy.
The majority of people aren't reading your card/dni/blog bio before they reblog stuff. Posts get passed around and the OP often isn't the focal point of the post. Learn to live with it.
Fic writers: you have unlimited words, do not post fics as images.
Reblogs with comments/tags are encouraged. It's not like twitter's QRTs. The OP will see everything there. Know that before you comment.
You have a queue. This means you can set posts up ahead of time to run while you're busy. You can also completely ignore this and just spam your follows whenever you're online. Both are very commonplace
It's not weird to go through someone's blog and reblog old posts. That's actually very normal. If you add /chrono to the end of a tumblr page then you can view all the posts in chronological order to make this easier.
"Spam" liking and reblogging isn't a thing that is a problem. This is invented by people I do not understand. If someone claims this is a problem, they can learn how to turn off or manage their notifications.
The only form of promotional posts that tumblr has is "blaze". There is no ad targeting or any kind of invasions of privacy with blaze. You just get subjected to w/e someone wants to show you. If you want to give tumblr some money to help the company keep going and providing an alternative to twitter, it's not a bad way to do it. You can make people look at cat photos.
Also, we have fun colors here. Plus actual formatting ability. Use it!
People lie on here for fun. Don't accept everything you see at face value, check the reblogs/replies or google something if you're skeptical! Critical thinking is good!
Above all else, be chill, use your block button if you need to, and have fun.
As an irregular user who tends to go hog-wild when I do log on, this is excellent advice for using the platform.
I'm so tired of seeing writing takes from people who were too busy drawing an eye to pay attention in english class fr. Like "Stories don't need conflict: some stories are about adapting to change, coping w grief, discovering new things, etc" bestie those are all conflicts. All of those are issues that need a solution or adaptation, all of those are problems that drive change whether that's within the world, the other characters, or protagonist themself. The actual definition of the word "conflict" is "disagreement", not "battle", not "explosion", not "fight". Just two or more elements that don't quite fit together that need to be resolved in some way. Two things clashing doesn't always mean clashing like two cars going in the wrong direction, sometimes they clash like a bad furniture arrangement.
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