Minerva McGonagall: there are four houses
Minerva McGonagall: Pufflebuffledufflepumps, Ravencoldalausentopfenkoch, Greevindorflindlortf and Slutherin
Sorting hat: and we all know where Malfoy goes
Severus Snape: Minerva for fuck sakes
Minerva McGonagall: what
Nearly headless Nick: you said Plumpenhuhfufflendington wrong
Severus Snape: yeah, that too
Severus Snape: who the fuck would want to go there and remember this stupid name anyway
Minerva McGonagall: *taking a sip* who the fuck would want to remember your name anyway













