Mar 16, 2015
I’ve been snacking on asparagus all morning. Trying not to let the smell catch me off-guard when I eventually go to pee.
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I’ve been snacking on asparagus all morning. Trying not to let the smell catch me off-guard when I eventually go to pee.
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You know, I never really believed the whole asparagus/smelly pee thing until the past 24 hours. I now know how wrong I was. But damn that cream of asparagus soup was tasty.
Lillian's urine smells so bad today. Nothing about her diet has changed, she's in great spirits, no fever... I'm gonna give her some watered down juice hoping she's just a little dehydrated. No lie, I can't stomach the smell. It's never ever ever been smelly before. Anyone have any suggestions as to what it could be?
Asparagus pee!!
Every. Frikkin. Time. Every time I eat asparagus I think to myself "I will never eat asparagus again!" And then I'm shopping for groceries and I'm all "OOHHH!! ASPARAGUS!! 😍" Asparagus should have a warning label! But since it does not, I will be at the local grocery store, camped out by the asparagus, warning the innocents.
Yesterday I decided to pee in the shower after eating a lot of Asparagus and it was the worst decision I've ever made ever.
My Pee is Probably a Symptom
My Pee is Probably a Symptom
So I guess I’m turning this tampon debacle into a live-tweet kind of thing. Only in this case, it’s live-blogging.
A short recap: My Lady Bits are Not a Black Hole, even though I think there’s a lost tampon up there somewhere, and at first I thought I was fine, but upon further investigation I found out My Cervix Might be a Doughnut, and that I’m showing an array of symptoms and might die.
I’m…
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Oh asparagus, why must you make pee smell horrendous!
Why is there always someone who comments on a picture of asparagus and says “it makes you pee smell funny lol"? Newsflash: Everyone knows this already, and you aren’t funny. Like at all.
"Har har your pee is gonna smell funny!"
Someone get this girl a comedy show. Move over Amy Schumer.