we out here in the trenches vee
it’s ok if i eat this apple fart enough i can still sleep for an hour

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we out here in the trenches vee
it’s ok if i eat this apple fart enough i can still sleep for an hour
Smol Ruby (Mojojojo)
Found this gem on Spooky Noodle’s discord server. Hilaioriusly cute! Credit goes to Trollucard.
Smol Ruby: *excited about her new shoes and runs over to Yang* YANG! Dad and I got new shoes! *puts one on the table in front of her* They have velcro and light up!
Smol Yang: Why velcro? Velcro is such a rip off.
SRuby: But they look co- *processing* DAD! YANG’S RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN!
SYang: Hey I made that one up on the spot it was pretty good!
Reblog to bless a timeline with smol Ruby.
I’ve gone to the store twice with my girlfriend and she loves pointing at the Lunchables and asking if I want to eat lead
nice to have a little variety with the microplastics sometimes
Smol Ruby: *outside and on the ground playing when a non venomous spider crawls onto Ruby’s hand*
SRuby: *notices it and looks over* Oh. Hi! *waves with the hand the spider isn’t on* You’re real tiny and cute. I’m gonna call you Buggo because you’re a cool bug.
Tai: *quickly comes over and kills it with a newspaper* GET OUT OF HERE! Ruby you’ve gotta be careful wi-
SRuby: *looks at Tai with tears in her eyes*
Tai: th bugs..
SRuby: *screams and starts crying* BUGGO!!!
Smol Ruby: *grabby hands towards cookies*
Summer: You want more cookies? I guess one more couldn’t hurt
Tai: Honey if you don’t deny her every once in a while she’s going to become addicted to those
Summer: You’re just being paranoid. Kids need sweets
Narrator: This would be the only time in this relationship Tai would ever be correct.