#ruby x jaune

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: ~Ooh Jaunee~

Jaune: *chuckles* Yeah, yeah, here you go

*He gives her a complete breakfast and a cup of orange*

Ruby: *smiling* Why, thank you

Jaune: *kisses her forehead* Enjoy craterface

Weiss: Why do you always bring her breakfast and not the rest of us?

Nora: Yeah, Jaune-Jaune, why?

Jaune: Do any of you let me blow out your back whenever I'm stressed?

wbnr: *shocked*

Yang: *chokes* YOU WHAT?

Ruby: *enjoying her food*

[reashot]

Restless Night...

*ding dong*

Ruby: There's someone at the door.

Jaune: I'll get it.

*walks up to the door*

Yang?

Yang: Hey Jaune. You mind if I crashed in yours and Ruby's house for a while.

Blake has been extra "catty" for some reasons and threw me out of the house.

Jaune: Well have you been neglecting her needs or not talked about her feelings lately?

Yang: What? No. That's just some gay shits people made up to boost book sales.

She's clearly upset because it's her time of the month again...

So anyway can I stay?

Jaune: Of course you can. But we need to ask for Ruby's first...

Ruby: What? You don't need to ask me for ozpin's sake! Of course you can stay.

But a fair bit of warning though we tend to get loud at night. If you know what I'm talking about.

Yang: C'mon sis. I managed to sleep through dad's snoring. I slept through worse.

That night...

Ruby: *loud moaning sounds*

Yes Jaune attends to my needs!

Treat me the way I meant to be treated!

You're such a good and attentive boyfriend!

Yang:

(I miss my girlfriend)

[anretoga]

Day 2: Sharing a blanket

That blanket just looks like Ruby’s cape lolol

Uhm… this coloring is somehow passable/aceptable to me… I guess

[rocknroll7575]

Ruby's a Little... Weird (PT.3)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4

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*Ruby hands Jaune a small box*

Jaune: Oh, uh, thanks, Ruby. What is it?

Ruby: Why don't you find out~?

*Jaune opens it and inside the box is a small black ring with a tiny skull on it.*

Jaune: What… Is this…?

Ruby: A promise ring.

Jaune: Oh! That’s actually really sweet!

Ruby: *smiling sweetly* It symbolizes that I’ll love you forever.

Jaune: Aw!

Ruby: Even after death.

Jaune: O-Oh... Ok...

Ruby: Even if I have to summon you back.

Jaune: NOW I’M CONCERNED!!!

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Yang: So… how’s the whole “dating Jaune” thing going?

Ruby: Amazing! I memorized his schedule, his favorite foods, and the exact rhythm of his heartbeat.

Yang: … You what?

Ruby: *Lets out a longing sigh* I fall asleep to it sometimes~

Yang: That is... That is deeply concerning.

Ruby: I also made a shrine! *Points to a corner of her room*

Yang: *Sees the Shrine and cringes* Um... The lighting is... Nice?

*Jaune then walks in with a smile and a fresh batch of cookies*

Jaune: Hey, Ruby, I brought-!

*Stops and sees the shrine, which has candles, petals, and pictures of Jaune. With a hoodie on a mannequin labeled "ESSENCE"*

Jaune: Um, Yang, you wanna chime in?

Yang: Ruby-

Ruby: You said the lighting was nice!

Yang: That wasn't encouragement!

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*Ruby draws a chalk circle on the ground while Jaune and Yang watch with curiosity*

Jaune: Ruby, why are you drawing a circle?

Ruby: No reason *Finishes her circle, which now has a pentagram in it* Ok, step inside, Jaune.

Jaune: I’m not stepping inside that!

Ruby: If you love me, you will!

Jaune: That's not fair! *Jaune looks at the circle before he hesitantly steps in* There! Happy!?

Ruby: *Claps happily* Good! Now we begin!

Jaune: Begin what!?

Ruby: If you survive five minutes, we'll go on a date.

Jaune: SURVIVE WHAT!?

Ruby: *Begins to undo her corset* Me~!

Yang: *Rushes to stop Ruby* No, no, no, nope! Not happening!

[shadowwolfsage]

Apple

In the beacon cafeteria

Jaune: Ruby, you really need to eat more than just cookies at breakfast. Here (tosses an apple)

Ruby: (looks up and catches it) b-but cookies!

Pyrrha: You know, there was an old tradition in Argus where a man would throw an apple to the woman he likes. If she caught the apple, it meant she reciprocated his feelings.

Jaune: Oh, really? (Tosses another apple at Ruby)

Ruby: >////< (catches it)

Pyrrha: ...Damn. That was smooth.

[creator5240]

Ruby Finds A New Body Pillow

[lord-of-rain]

Ruby: For the last time Blake, Jaune, and I aren't in a "serious relationship" nor are we "married or something." We're just the best friends we could be, OKAY?

Blake:

Ruby's 1-year-old:

Blake: You're sur-

Ruby: POS-I-TIVE

Ruby: Anyway, it's Garret's nap time.

Garnet: *points at Blake's sword*

Garnet: Swaaaard

Ruby: *gasp* JAUNE! JAAAAUNE! GARNET SAID HIS FIRST WORD!!!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *shrunken down to a tiny 5-foot-nothing by a magical accident* This is awful! How am I supposed to top Jaune like this?! 😭

Ruby: Solidarity, girlfriend…! 😔 🤜

Pyrrha: 🤛 😢

Jaune: *looming over his smol girlfriends* Does it help that I think you’re both cute…?