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AUpril Day 19-Melody (IdolVerse)

"Oh I could be, I suppose, someone you should get to know!"

Inspired by the Cicada Music video ofc ofc I just felt like it was kinda them core

So funny story I forgot to draw Cross' guitar/keyboard thing (idk what its called) but since Dreams wing exists it im pretty sure it would be covered regardless 😭

AUpril by @undertale-aupril

Idolverse by @zucchiyeni (am I allowed to ping them ^^'?)

Itanaru au where upon itachis first visit to Amaterasu’s shrine as a kid, she makes the eternal flames on her alter flare and claims him as her first Chosen Priest in over two hundred years.

It’s a sign that she’ll soon become human to protect the Uchiha clan from calamity. It’s usually a time of great celebration and fear bc she doesn’t do this for just any disaster

Itachi gets raised as a Priest instead of a shinobi (although there’s a lot more crossover between the two here than you’d think) and is beloved in his clan

On the day of the nine tails attack, the eternal flames flare brighter than ever

Their goddess has been reborn.

#maybe itachi is a constantly reincarnating mortal that she once married #amd she only incarnates when he’s alive #and rly her weird lover is the one that’s an omen of calamity #Itanaru #also priests for shinobi gods are shinobi trained #but per the agreements made when the clans joined konoha #they operate outside of shinobi law #so they can’t actually get assigned missions from the hokage or their clan head #only their god can tell them who to kill or what to fight with any authority #which has been known to happen with the lesser gods (fancy name for the real powerful boss summons clans have historically contracted with)#but almost never with the true gods #not that those priests can’t fight or kill #they can and many have functionally acted as full shinobi during war times #but they just can’t be made to in any capacity least the whole clan get smited #smote?#and they have a few rules others aren’t bound by under threat of godly annihilation #the rules change but fem naruto forbids needless cruelty and harm to innocent children from her priests #also there’s priests and Priests #priests are usually retired shinobi that were pretty decent people who she accepted #Priests are her chosen chosen

can i tell you guys something??

the gifs ive seen of ben mendelsohn as a nondenominational pastor in roofman has me absolutely FERAL to see him play a catholic priest

i need to see him in the all black and the COLLAR

OR A CARDINAL IN ALL RED. CAUSE LADIES, CARDINALS HAVE CAPES.

me in confession: im sorry daddy, been a bad girl

father ben: *heavy, resigned sigh* for the last time, karen, it’s “bless me father for i have sinned.”

me: right. well ive been sexualizing that old man again.

fr ben: *hesitant pause* sexualizing how?

me: ill show you

#i might have to write this #i might get smitted #smote?#smoten?#considering i AM catholic youd think i would know

Made a BAD comic for a warm-up. I couldn't NOT post this, but take it for what it is.

Anyway, you know how you can hookshot the Sand Goddess statue's tit in OoT? And if you didn't know this, then now you do.

#legend of zelda #loz #ocarina of time #skyward sword #link #not lu #hero of time #hero of sky #comic #my art #he gets smited for this #smote?#i hope nobody actually sees this #iffy draws

What would realistically happen if you placed me in the Judgement of Paris:

Zeus: You must now make your choice.

Me: …Okay but, considering all three of them are bribing me with different gifts of their domain, it isn’t truly about which I find more beautiful, but which gift is more personally beneficial to me. If I was a soldier who needed their city to win, I’d choose Athena purely based on the fact that I am in need of strategic wins for my people more than a beautiful woman or power over countries.

On the other side, being a woman, I wouldn’t have any need for power or strategic help because I wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the front lines, so I would pick Aphrodite by proxy.

Since we’re on the topic, even if there wasn’t any kind of bribing, why is it even a debate? Wouldn’t it make sense I choose the literal embodiment of beauty purely because she rules the very domain of love and appearances? It’s like if I had to choice the most strategic battle planner, and my answer is someone other than Athena. It doesn’t make sense because it is her literal domain.

Also also, why is it an offense to the other two if i choose one goddess? I am only one person, and it is established that humans have preferences between deities- like how people can choose to devote themselves to any temple. So that’s a known face. Also-

Zeus: For the love of us, just choose one!

Me: I CANNOT PICK BETWEEN THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN-

#greek myths #greek mythology #judgement of paris #the golden apple #hera #aphrodite #athena #zeus #yall rlly picked the lesbian for this #how tf am i meant to pick #i’d get smited #smote?#idk the correct tense

All of these people deserve to be smitted:

Extra Bonus People to be Smitted: Oh Pyung-hwa's former boss and the boyfriend who entrapped her in a marriage.

#king the land #and we just found out how harmful divorce is #so poor girl is stuck with these losers #my blood boiled #Kang Da-eul #the only way out is smiteing #smote?

not to be all women are only interesting when men are watching but like. the reason sam/cas would be sooo funny is to watch dean’s face when he realizes. like what’s he gonna do. who does he get to give the big brother speech to. does he dare make a gay joke or will he get smited.

#smote?#sastiel

#animals that could be phil lester #you ever just smited with inspiration in the middle of falling asleep #smote?#smoted?#okay bye

What would realistically happen if you placed me in the Judgement of Paris:

Zeus: You must now make your choice.

On the other side, being a woman, I wouldn’t have any need for power or strategic help because I wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the front lines, so I would pick Aphrodite by proxy.

Zeus: For the love of us, just choose one!

Me: I CANNOT PICK BETWEEN THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN-

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