May 9
Imagine Angel finding a thing of Chhinkni and just snorting it like a line of crack not knowing what it was.
Alastor finds him like bro tf happened??
“WHY IS THE CRACK SPICY??!”
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Imagine Angel finding a thing of Chhinkni and just snorting it like a line of crack not knowing what it was.
Alastor finds him like bro tf happened??
“WHY IS THE CRACK SPICY??!”
Adam with a horrible head cold. He can hardly breathe, his voice is all nasally and his nose is red…
Bonus points if he’s so congested that his sneezes can’t come out at full force/he can hardly blow his nose.
Hnng
His pathetic ass is just sitting on his bed all miserable, arm over his head all “woe is me.”
“I ca’d fuggi’g brea’dth through m’by n’dose…snNRK!! Someon’d fuggi’g kill m’beH-! ihH—!! ‘NK’HDT!! ‘H-NGht!! IHT-!! hY’EH-T’UH!! Fuck-!! -‘HGT!! -nNKD’TCh!! sDRFF!! Ugh…fuck’g m’be…”
I keep thinking about someone being denied sick cuddles:
“How are you feeling?”
“Better now that you’re here.”
*phone dings* “Crap! I forgot I said I’d pick my cousin up from school, be right back.”
“I don’t feel better anymore.”
you said requests and i am hereeee to deliverrrrrr
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anything with pentious or lucifer (cause they're my little guys) but honestly you can just do whatever, i know that's not helpful at all but i'm drawing a blank and my brain be slow tonight
I don’t remember when this is from but I’m sure it was from me begging for ppl to interact: (plz interact)
Imma be honest: I don’t like sir pen that much 😭 so I don’t have many hcs for him XD
As for Lucifer:
- when he’s sick he is a whiney little bitch. He doesn’t feel well and he WILL make it known
- his sneezes are pretty squeaky. He also sneezes in multiples, like, rapid fire
- he has pretty dramatic build ups. Like he will straight up eh..hEH-!! haAH!! aH!! -xX’sShiEW!!
- he can run a pretty high fever but that’s to be expected. It is hell after all
- TBH I don’t really ship him w anyone other than Lilith (cos, yk, radiodust) so with her gone, he kinda just…lets it do its thing unless Charlie steps in
- sometimes if he can’t stop sneezing, he’ll hide his entire face in his hat. It’s pretty unsanitary but he doesn’t really care. As long as he is hidden
- his sneezes aren’t that messy but there is a lot of spray
- he usually just wants to be left alone and will hide away in his room
- he will make himself tea and take medicine but other than that he won’t do much
- he gets pretty emotional when he’s sick and will sometimes start crying because he’s used to Lilith doting on him and he misses her
- sometimes when he sneezes he’ll turn into different creatures like we see when he was fighting Adam. Like he’ll just -xX’SHIE-Uuh!! And then suddenly octopus
Part 2 of this post
“Al…babe I’m fuUHh!! Fu-fuck..ing-!! N’heEGSheUGh!! H’YET-XXeUH!”
“Bless you dear.”
“*sniff!!* ghh…than’ggs. Ugh, I’mb fucki’gg sick of this shit.”
Angel shifts positions, his fur brushing under Alastor’s nose
“Kh…hH!!”
“*giggles* you good babe?”
“Sh…shut-!! U-up!!”
“Just let it out babe. There ain’t no one around.”
“h’NK!!’XxTCH!! ‘NKT! -Ch!! -Ngh’tT!!”
“That sounds painful.”
“*sniff* Angel?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“How much- ‘HK-TXx’hT!… *sniff* how much longer will this film take?
“I unno. We just started today.”
“hH’KTCh!! aH’TXx-cH!! hH’AGGh-!!CHEgh!! Eugh…*sniff* Well when you come home tomorrow, *sniff!!* please take a shower.”
“Sure babes. Sorry about all this. Love you.”
“I love me too.”
“Al…”
“*sigh* I love you too.”
Sits up and kisses Alastor
“I know.”
“Good evening Angel. How was work?”
“*sniff* Fuckin’d awful *sniff*”
“Are you alright my dear?”
“Yeah…Valentino wanted to try somethi’gg n’dew and I was his guin’dea pig.”
“Do I want do know?”
“First water boarding and then…sne…eEH’XxEUh!! eEK’TXxIEU!! *sniff* s’dneezi’gg powder, feathers, pollen’d, bright lights an’d a whole bun’dch of other stuff…”
“Well, keep it away from me.”
“You’re helpful…”
“You’re welcome my love.”
Slumps on the sofa next to Alastor
“What did I just-? *sigh*”
Pulls Angel into his lap and pats his head
“You’re lucky you look so pathetic right now.”
“*giggles* Aw, you care about lil ole m’be?”
“Don’t push your luck. I just happen to be in a good mood today.”
-A few minutes later-
“*sniff*”
“You good babes?”
“I’m- *sniff* I am quite ok, thank you.”
“You sure?”
“Angel my dear, I just-!! nN’KKTXxt!!
kK’TZzch!! hH’NKht!!”
“*laughs* Sorry babe. I probably still have pollen or whatever in my- eHG’TXxEUh!! ha…hAH-!! hA’DCHIEUGh!!”
“*sniff* I believe we are both in for quite the interesting night…”
Part 2??
Ab/el either scream sneezes or squeak sneezes. There’s no in between. It’s always multiples too. The first few are soft and then the final one is always really loud.
“eH’TCHIEh!! h’EHT-Chu! hhH..hHE-!! H’YAHT-CHIEUGh!!”
“What the fuck was that?”
“Sorry...my bad.”
“That came out of you??”
The first time Lute ever heard Abel sneeze.
Angsty Guitar//solo scenario (Adam is Lute’s hallucination btw) this is hardly snz related and more angsty but idc i need angst
Lute
Adam
Abel
“h’YHD-TCHUuh!! aH’Xxht! ‘xXHT!! eH’D-KXxtTD!!”
“Damn bitch. Caught yourself a real nasty one, aye?”
“Shut up…”
“You really need to take better care of yourself.”
“…”
“C’mon, don’t gimme that. You know it’s true.”
“Just because-”
“Lute?”
*slowly opens the door*
“snDRK!! What do you want? Have you come to snf!! belittle me again?”
“No. But I have come to talk to you about something.”
“snDRFf!! M’bake i’dt quick.”
“Um…ok. Well, I’ve noticed you’ve been neglecting to care for yourself. Especially since the whole thing with my dad…”
“Don’t drag your father into this. This has nothing to do with him.”
“That’s actually another thing I meant to talk about. Since you’re sick I thought this would be a good time to bring it up.”
“Just spit it out already.”
“I know my dad would always push you all to be strong and I’m worried that you’re…a bit too loyal to him and his ways?”
“The fuck are you talking about?”
“You clearly aren’t well and you’ve been refusing medicine, rest, proper treatment and nutrition.”
“I don’t need to rest. That implies that I’m admitting to weakness. I’m fine. A cold isn’t going to kill me.”
“*sigh* As…as you’re new commander, I order you to take time off of…seeking revenge to look after yourself.”
“Abel-”
“Go sleep. Or at least lay down. Now!”
“*sigh* Whatever. As long as it makes you shut up an-ah-!! And-!! hXX’TCH-AH!! kK’HT!! nNGHT! eH’GHT’Ch!! koff koff!! ugh…as long as it m’bakes you leave m’be alon’de…”
“Bless you.”
“Shut- hY’AT-TCHEUGh!! Shu’dt the fu’ggk up…get out of m’by room’b.”
“Right, sorry. Feel better.”
*turns and leaves, quietly shutting the door behind him*
“Ha! Imagine taking orders from that pipsqueak. That must suck ass. At least I used to-”
“Shut up Sir.”
“*snickers* go get your ass in bed you crazy bitch.”