With that out of the way, letās get into it, shall we?
I am in many fandoms but most of them I donāt associate with sneeze content. Iāll prob post a lot of Hazbin content. One thing Iād like u to keep in mind is that as an elder Hazbin fan I still like some of the OG ships which include:
Radio/Dust (OTP)
Cha/lasor (Prob wonāt post that tho)
Static/Moth (I think thatās still a ship. Is basically canon at this point- right?)
Some other ships include:
Guitar/Spear (also an OTP up there w radio/dust)
Lu/cifer and Li/lith (do they even have a ship name??)
Ad/am and Li/lith (still in Eden (i donāt think they have a ship name eitherā¦)
I also draw sometimes if I have the motivation. Iām not the best at it but you might see some scribbles here and there. Here are some tags so I donāt have to keep adding links onto fics and art and such:
i had hoped to have one of my wips done while it was still june but tbh motivation's been real fickle as of late (i have so much written but nothing done what the fuck ššš)
however
i come bearing āØdialogueāØ
specifically mur/der/med/ia dialogue somewhat inspired by this post from @snzsnchillz (its prompts are always SO good omfg)
basically, v/incent wakes up from what was Meant to be a short nap feeling far worse than he did when he fell asleep. al/astor, always the more perceptive of the two, saw this coming and is helping in his weird way.
Vincent: āWhuh...?ā [frog blink]
Alastor: āAh, youāre awake!ā
Vincent: [processes that The Not-Yet Radio Demon Is In Fact Right There] āAGHāhgk-!ā
[His voice cracks woefully, and he coughs a few times. Alastor doesnāt like the sound of it.]
Alastor: āI was beginning to think youād slipped into a coma!ā
Vincent: āJesus Christ, Alastor, how long have you been here?ā
Alastor: āLong enough.ā
Vincent: āWhat- what time even is it?ā
Alastor: āAbout seven.ā
Vincent, who fell asleep at three: āWhat?!ā [this makes his voice threaten to give out on him again]
Alastor: [clicks his tongue pitifully] āReally, Vincent, you mustnāt keep shouting like that, youāre going to ruin that already-fraying voice of yours. Which reminds me- I brought you tea, and medicine, and a few cloths you can run under cool water for your feverāā
Vincent: āWait, how did... huh? H-how did youhh...ā [hurriedly grabs one of the cloths in question as his breath catches in his chest] āHuhh, ehH! EHhgkTZSHhue! Hehh- IYKTZSCHhāheww!ā
Alastor: āā or for that, I suppose.ā
Vincent: āSndkk-! Eugh... Howād you evenād knādow I was sigck?ā
[He realises how that sounds, gives the soggiest sigh you've EVER heard, and blows his nose.]
Alastor: āWell, thatās made it glaringly obvious, but you were snoring quite loudly last night, and I know you well enough by now to know that means youāre coming down with something.ā
Vincent: āI really did feel finde earlier before I left.ā
Alastor: āFor both our sakes, stop lying to me; you practically staggered like a drunkard out the door.ā
Vincent: āNdo, reallyā Sndff! Ugh... I had a bit of a scratchy throat last night, and sure, it mightāve gotten a little worse today, but I absolutely didnāt feel this shitty.ā
Alastor: āThen explain why I found Vincent Whittman, godsend of Studio 6, lying on the couch in his dressing room.ā
Vincent: āI felt kinda tired, and I thought a nap would help. But I only planned to sleep for, like, twenty minutes, not four hoursā Ohhh, fuck, I have sooo much to do...ā
Alastor: āAnd all of it can wait, my dear fellow- Iāve already taken the liberty of apologising on your behalf and telling the others youāll be taking the next few days off.ā
Vincent: [Head in his hands] āAlastorrrr...ā
Alastor: āNow, come on.ā [offers a hand to help Vincent up] āWe're leaving.ā
I'mma prolly make more art while I'm recovering. I got my wisdom teeth removed this morning and it's pretty sucky. I remember being put on the surgery table in the surgery room. They put on an oxygen mask and an IV. They had to put the IV in twice. IVs suck. I'm not afraid of needles and I've had multiple IVs in my arm in my life but they just feel so weird at first.
After the IV I can't remember anything. I don't remember having to count. Like the last two minutes before I went asleep are just completely gone. I've been on anesthesia before, the first time when I was 6 years old. And wow, anesthesia is powerful. I woke up with gauze in my mouth and in a bed. Walking was hard, I couldn't talk at all and I was really dizzy. But I also got them to give me my wisdom teeth in a mini bag which was cool.
I give wisdom teeth removal a 3/10: Not very bad. But does suck, can't talk.
Don't interact to the rest of my blog if you found this post searching for wisdom teeth shit.
i personally enjoy doing weird stuff with like. sinner biology (e.g. the fact that pen/tious is probably cold blooded owing to being a snake) but that's cause i'm a huge nerd
also it's hell so OF COURSE all the like. trope-y shit happens down there, you WILL get sick from being caught in the rain bc hell sucks and that's just how it is
