#so booooo

[getthatfrogoutofyourpants]

frost really trying to buy my sympathy by playing their third goalie...

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Sorry but the parasites (targetted ads) want me to go to witness history in the making (medieval times showcase)

[xwommen]

scott keeps a shoe box or something full of little trinkets and receipts that remind him of people/places he loves

[bugheadsextape]

[more than] Six Sentence Sunday

From Chapter 3 of To Lie Beside Each Other

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“Toni, would you mind looking after Betty?” he asks when he finds her throwing knives with Fangs. “Her parents just left and she’s quite upset.”

She gives him an unimpressed look. “Do you not think it wise to start looking after your own wife? If you expect me to perform all your duties, I refuse to be held accountable if she ultimately decides that she prefers my company to yours.” She finishes with a bounce of her eyebrows to accentuate her implication.

“At this point, that would be a welcome resolution to my problems,” he says, rubbing his face. He means it. Toni would surely be a more satisfying and competent companion for her.

[authenticaussie]

MY ROOMMATE STOLE MY LUNCH 😭 and there's also not even any bread in the house so I can't make a backup sandwich either??? weeps

[baileydiazz]

matching with one of the hottest and most popular guys in the area on tinder is actually very satisfying.

[besanii]

There’s a good looking guy at work who came over to try some of the red velvet cake today ahhhhhhhhh /o\