#so does tim

[moneypriestess]

So the bat kids have trust issues right? Like its really bad, and the family dosent help each other no no no no.

They make it worse.

They lie to each other for no particular reason other than it will minorly inconvenience the other that day, and at this point it's just a habit.

Now enter a newly adopted vulnarable danny phantom that has maajjoor trust issues already

Prompt:

Exhausted Danny that has gotten zero sleep in the past 2 days, walking up to an equally sleep deprived Tim and asking a very simple question.

"Hey Tim, is there still coffee in the pot?"

And when Tim, who looks very busy on his laptop, replies with a short "yeah," why would danny believe him to be lying?

Tim only registers his answer and scrambled to get up from his seat when he spots danny looking at the empty pot, his back towards him.

Maybe he'll ignore it? Laugh it off and make another pot? Tim thought, but no, it was much, much worse.

Danny turned with big baby blue glistening eyes and a jutted bottom lip that was trembling as he tried to hold back a tear. Both stared at each other in mutual horror for different reasons before danny finally spoke, his voice scratchy and filled with betrayel.

"Why?"

[sparkoflena]

As much as I love fics of the Batfam dramatically reacting to the loss of Tim's spleen, here is what I want more of:

Bruce: So you don't have a spleen?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Is Doctor Leslie aware?

Tim: She is.

Bruce: Do we have to be worried about whoever injured you coming to Gotham?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Are you taking all required medication?

Tim: Yes, I am.

Bruce, releasing a sigh that is soul-deep: Okay.

Other Batkids: WHAT???

Bruce: Tim and Jason share the mantle of my Middle Child by age. They act like it. This isn't even the strangest thing I've learned about Tim.

Damian, Duke, Dick, & Cass: *all a mixture of sputtering and eyeing Jason & Tim suspiciously*

Jason: I'm offended but you're not wrong.

Tim: *shrugging in agreement and going back to whatever he was doing*

[spidermanspleenless]

Kon: Tim, I’m hungry.

Tim: Okay, do you want me to order something?

Kon: No, you don’t get it, I’m so hungry I could eat Darla Aquista

Tim: Kon, what the fuck.

[alexabowwow21]

The notebooks

Sweet lil stalker

(Warning: The text is a lil bawdy)

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Sometimes writing on paper and then burning it after, has a charm. You should try it sometimes.

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Where are they, I just saw them. He was writing on them. Did he also burn them? Oh, god no! Please NO! I know there was something different about those notebooks, they were brown and thicker while usually the notebooks are black with green stripes.

AH! THERE! This must be his burn pile. Look at all those emotions and memories I would totally stay here to read all month.

*click*

That's that door! I need to get out!!!!!!!!!!

Throws himself out of the open window.

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''Oh pretty bird. Hope you liked my gift for you. You smell good as always.''

Wanna hear something?

Danny knew Tim would end up snoopping around his apartment. His is a detective. That is his obssession. Danny adores his little adorable stalker. Danny can't deny Tim his obssession, after all Tim has helped Danny a lot with his, so it is only fair. So what if he blushes pretty pink and starts to smell even more delicious, that is only a bonus to Danny.

Listen!

Danny may have made a deal with Ghost writer, so Tim can enjoy all the information from the notebooks. Pictures, memories, thoughts and fantasies.. Not just read them, but to see them visually. Can experience too if he wants to.

Have fun Tim! :)

[littlepikmins]

Bernard posting an image online like this of a messed up plant like "I've been growing a tomato plant using only Gotham's local river water to see how the water mutates it. Giant mutant sewer rat for scale."

[dodgeaudge]

tim: bart did you take your adderall today?

bart: why would i need adderall-

barts eyes start glowing

bart: i have the speedforce!

[grandmaster-anne]

Princess Anne praised as 'credit to country' during Falklands visit

Princess Anne and her husband Vice Admiral Sir Tim Laurence marked the 40th anniversary since the end of the Falklands conflict during a vis

"HRH is a credit to her country, her family, her parents, and, most of all, to herself. She is the very best of them. I hope she gets a lovely tan."

[chibinightowl]

Tim: Naps are like unicorns. Or narwhals.

Jason: .......come again?

Tim: Naps are basically unicorns to me. Well, more accurately, they’re narwhals. I know they’re real although I’ve never seen one for myself, so if someone were to tell me narwhals were made up the whole time, I’d believe them.

Jason: How much coffee have you had today?

Tim: Enough to keep the narwhals at bay.

Jason: I think someone needs a unicorn right about now.

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@comebackolivia, on the topic of naps and how they still manage to elude her grasp. One day, it’ll happen and she’ll understand their divine power.