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was very close to making an nsfw sideblog to not subject you all to my horny thoughts but,, that is literally why you’re here,,,,, my horny thoughts that turn into horny stories,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, here to announce that i am thinking very hard (lol) about eris facefucking azriel rn

#was that what i was originally going to make a sideblog to share? no lol #but i do think abt az getting face fucked often #and i think abt azris often #so duh #what i was ORIGINALLY gonna say was [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] rn would be very very enjoyable #lol i’m so funny

People seemed to like the other DnD post I made, so now I'm throwing THIS at you *throws a cabbage*

BUT also I'm gonna tell you a story cause I'm sad and lonely and I miss my DnD group

So my character is genderfluid and has the personality trait of that look™️ so, yeah, they try to sleep with as many people as possible. The first time they actually slept with someone, my DM was like "Wait- what sex were they assigned at birth? Like can they get this woman pregnant?" And I looked at him and he looked at me and without blinking I just went. "Sex God. They were assigned Sex God at birth." AND MY DM ACCEPTED IT SO NOW MY CHARACTER CAN GET ANYONE PREGNANT (We roll a D100 to see if they do or not) AND I LOVE MY DM SO MUCH AND HE HATES ME

#dnd #funny dnd #dm #my dm hates me #dungeons and dragons #genderfluid #plus they're a bard #so duh #they have a +10 in performance #I love my character #I have so many stories #wait till I tell you about their weapon #funny #literally genderfluid #Karner-rants

WHY IS MOST OF THE CAST TOGETHER?

Prob they're hanging out for funsies but seeing them in one place is so surreal...

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #jatp cast #like those based in LA are in LA right?#so duh #that's why #its still so cool tho to see them together

when will the ya/na fantasy writers finally fucking realize that the 'wish fullfillment' part of their books SHOULD NOT be the female protagonist getting together with the Tall Dark Rich Handsome Guy With Magical Dick and having his babies but being magical? And powerful? And in control of their own life? Cunning and angry and unapologetic?

i am done with characters like alina starkov and nesta archeron being screwed over by the narrative, losing their magic for Higher Purpose and settling for inferior man. give me jude duarte. give me TRUE wish fulfilment for young women and that's being in charge, if only in their favourite books.

#honestly when u look at it bella fucking swan had it all #she got everything she wanted from life and ended the story POWERFUL and happy and satisfied #so duh #leigh bardugo #holly black #sjm #ya fantasy