Sheriff Stilinski: So... Derek. I couldn't help but notice you hang out with Stiles a lot.
Derek: Do I?
Stiles: *gay panic*
Sheriff Stilinski: Yes. I have for you just one question. Did you turn him?
Stiles & Derek: WHAT?!
Sheriff Stilinski: You know, it'd make sense. Stiles said you were stalking Scott when you turned him and one night I even heard Stiles groaning and saying something like "do it, don't stop—
Stiles: *blushes deeply*
Derek: *looks at the door*
Sheriff Stilinski: ...OH.











