ok, so you know all those fics where the JL dosen't know the identity of Batman and they don't know he has kids?
And then they meet Nightwing and think Dick and Bruce have/had some kind of romantic relationship and then the JL meets the batkids, especially Robin and think that Nightwing and Batman co-parent Robin?
Ok, so, now let's do that but with Red Hood Jason, let me explain
Jason is taller and seem older (with the hood on) than Dick, so what if the JL thinks that Jason is Batman ex, and they co-parent Robin? it would be hilarious
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Pt2
Red Hood gets captured and bought on the Watchtower
RH: for the last time, I was in Star only because I was visiting a friend
Green Arrow: yeah yeah, like I'll belive you, you're lucky that you're from Gotham, you're under Batman juristiction
RH: *laughing under the helmet*
GA: why are you laughing?
RH: B is out in space until the weekend, and today is *looks around*, why don't you have a calendar or something
Flash (Barry): Today is Tuesday
RH: ugh, I don't wanna stay here for at least three days....
GA: well. you have to, maybe you'll learn to stay in Gotham
RH: I alredy told ya, I was in Star visiting a friend, and I know B! I was his partner once! (was only after he said it that Jason realized how bad that might sound, even tough he meant partner has Robin)
Flash: Batman partner?
RH: Yeah... it was years ago... things happend... anyway, call the Batcave, or contact Oracle, I'm sure they'll confirm I'm no trouble and someone will come and get me!
GA: Yeah, and do you think we'll belive you?
Flash: Isn't Oracle Batman IA?
GA: Batman has an IA?
Flash: yeah, you know the voice we hear in the comms during teams-up with the Bats
RH: she's not an IA- anyway, I can give you the code to call the Batcave
GA: we'll not-
Flash: we could try
GA: FLASH!
Flash: what? all of our truth detector are in a space mission with Batman and they'll return on the weekend, it dosen't hurt to at least try
*a little bit later*
???: This is the Batcave, what's the emergency Justice League
RH: Agent A!
A: Mastr- why are you-
RH: yeah I know, I WAS in Star, but then Ollie, the grand genius that he think he is, bought me here saying "you're a villan, I'll not have you in my city" and bla bla
A: I'll send Robin to come and get you
RH: wait, is Dickhead available?
A: no, master Nightwing is out on patrol right now, but master Robin can come and get you
RH: okay, ugh, he'll never let me forget it
*the call ended*
Flash: wow, it really worked
GA still in shock: how do you know...
RH: I told ya, I'm with B
Flash: well, he also calls Batman B, and only the other Bats do it...
*the door opens*
Green Lantern (Hal): hey! why are- *sees Red Hood* criminal! *a green constructs forms around RH*
Flash: stop! he's Batman parthner!
GL: He's what?
RH: ugh, not again, I WAS B partner, not anymore, and it has been years, I'm Just waiting for Robin to get me, because apparently this two won't let me go alone
GA: yeah, we called the batcave with a code he gave us and talked with a certain Agent A, who works for Batman, plus, he knows my identity and calls Batman "B"
GL: *dissolves the construct* only the Bats call Spooky B without being glared at
Robin: and it should remain that way
RH: hey Baby bat
Robin smirking
RH: you're gonna tell RR and Spoiler about this, right?
Robin: well, if you help me convince father to build a catshelter maybe-
RH: sorry Habibi, treats don't work that way, but I can teach you how to make homemade cat food
Robin: mh... I'll think about it
Flash: WAIT! I want to confirm something, Robin, is it True that Red Hood was once Batman partner?
Robin (Damian) thinking he's refering to being Robin: Yes, he was father's partner after Gra-
Red Hood shushing him with his hand: Names, baby bat, names!
Robin: right, but still, he once was father partner before he came to Nanda Parbat, now let's go, you have to teach me to make food for Alf-
RH: names, remember, even if we're on the Watch Tower you can't-
*they both exit from the room and the door closes*
GL: Spooky dated Red Hood, the Red Hood Gotham's gangster that give the police the head bag?!
GA: apparently it's true, if even Robin confirms it
Soon the Rumor of Batman once dating a druglord gotham gangster spread around the various member of the JL
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I leave the rest to you people, this lived in my drafts for too long
So, imagine this if you will; reader was raised by Endermen. Herobrine is in good terms with the Endermen that reader was raised by bc his parents or some shit knew them. Reader and Herobrine are same age or some shit, and they’ve known each other for a long time and end up getting together. Just- it’d be so cute 🥺🥺🥺
and reader doesn’t like making eye contact with anyone BUT Herobrine, so other humans think they’re weird and it’s just- Readers just a silly little (insert pronoun here) with their scary boyfriend- total ‘sweet angel with a monster boyfriend’ kinda troupe.
