me after 1 cranberry juice: huh? oh, yeah, i've seen pirates of the caribbean. it was such a good franchise. ...haha yeah. super fun. anyway, what do you do for work?
me after 5 cranberry juices: WE ARE WILL TURNERRRRR WE CARRY THE CURRRRRSSSEEEEEE
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me after 1 cranberry juice: huh? oh, yeah, i've seen pirates of the caribbean. it was such a good franchise. ...haha yeah. super fun. anyway, what do you do for work?
me after 5 cranberry juices: WE ARE WILL TURNERRRRR WE CARRY THE CURRRRRSSSEEEEEE
Day one of tolerance break: Okay. I can do this. This isn't too bad, actually. I just gotta find other things to do for the next 21 nights, right? Yeah. No problem.
Day two of tolerance break: I want to kill everyone and everything and I'm gonna snap people's heads off their necks if they ask me to do something stupid, which includes literally everything because life is stupid and it sucks. Don't TOUCH me right now or I WILL bite you and I WON'T stop until I draw blood and taste it on my tongue. Is this how it's gonna fucking be? It's gonna fucking be like this for the next 20 days? Just to regulate myself? Jesus fucking CHRIST. We're all going to hell, aren't we? Siri, play my Nu Metal mix.
Day three of tolerance break: I got you a white monster to apologize for being one yesterday. I love you. Do you want to watch trail cam footage with me? I found one that has a fox sitting by a creek. Yeah it's pretty cute actually. I love you.
Hello lesbians I am officially 9 months sober today ! (•:
Almost did a Middle of the Night Relapse but then I realized that if I don’t drink today (4/14) then I’m 69 days sober. And that’s the sex number.
You know when you feel better but you kind of miss the righteous feeling of a full on mental breakdown?
(I am aware that I am remembering this wrong. Depression is boring. Misery and despair are boring. Taking an hour to brush your teeth and going days without showering and letting trash pile up around you is very boring. I don't miss it but I kind of miss the catharsis? Idk )
like it's a lot of stuff i filter for to curate my space and hearing someone talk abt a bad day or feeling a lil existential or w/e doesn't bug me but you can't account for people venting about hating life day in day out w an errant bit of positivity in between like ... that's just a situation where i gotta just unfollow
this could be us but you playing
did the math and in the amount of time ive spent Not Drinking since december 16th, assuming that if i didnt do that i wouldve gone at my standard of about half a liter bottle of vodka a day, i have avoided finishing off roughly 46 bottles worth. which is equivalent to, in no particular order:
-about $700
-23 trips to the liquor store (please keep in mind that going to the liquor store is a pain in the fucking ass where i live and i hated it so bad)
-11 and a half times having to take out the bathroom recycling
-and as a conservative estimate, about 1100 drinks
regardless of if/when i throw myself back into the pit thats got to have bought me like 6 extra months of time before my liver gives out completely