#soberposting

[beemovieerotica]

me after 1 cranberry juice: huh? oh, yeah, i've seen pirates of the caribbean. it was such a good franchise. ...haha yeah. super fun. anyway, what do you do for work?

me after 5 cranberry juices: WE ARE WILL TURNERRRRR WE CARRY THE CURRRRRSSSEEEEEE

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Day one of tolerance break: Okay. I can do this. This isn't too bad, actually. I just gotta find other things to do for the next 21 nights, right? Yeah. No problem.

Day two of tolerance break: I want to kill everyone and everything and I'm gonna snap people's heads off their necks if they ask me to do something stupid, which includes literally everything because life is stupid and it sucks. Don't TOUCH me right now or I WILL bite you and I WON'T stop until I draw blood and taste it on my tongue. Is this how it's gonna fucking be? It's gonna fucking be like this for the next 20 days? Just to regulate myself? Jesus fucking CHRIST. We're all going to hell, aren't we? Siri, play my Nu Metal mix.

Day three of tolerance break: I got you a white monster to apologize for being one yesterday. I love you. Do you want to watch trail cam footage with me? I found one that has a fox sitting by a creek. Yeah it's pretty cute actually. I love you.

[devilgrl]

Hello lesbians I am officially 9 months sober today ! (•:

[isdalinarhot]

Almost did a Middle of the Night Relapse but then I realized that if I don’t drink today (4/14) then I’m 69 days sober. And that’s the sex number.

[fenhonig]

ADHD is so fucking ridiculous. what do you mean im procrastinating on smoking weed. what do you mean im just sitting here with my joints and lighter and ashtray all next to me and im just not smoking anything. absurd behavior to have

[tramontane-fire]

You know when you feel better but you kind of miss the righteous feeling of a full on mental breakdown?

(I am aware that I am remembering this wrong. Depression is boring. Misery and despair are boring. Taking an hour to brush your teeth and going days without showering and letting trash pile up around you is very boring. I don't miss it but I kind of miss the catharsis? Idk )

[radioregine]

like it's a lot of stuff i filter for to curate my space and hearing someone talk abt a bad day or feeling a lil existential or w/e doesn't bug me but you can't account for people venting about hating life day in day out w an errant bit of positivity in between like ... that's just a situation where i gotta just unfollow

[lesmond-sycamore]

this could be us but you playing