Everyone sitting around drinking:
Iron Bull: Okay, who, out of us do you think you could take in a fight?
The Inquisitor: All of you, except Cole and Sera.
Cullen: Care to elaborate?
The Inquisitor: Oh sure…I beat you at your favorite board game so beating you up would be no problem. Dorian would hesitate. Cassandra I could just throw romance novels at…thanks Varric…
The Inquisitor: Varric I could distract with a rousing discussion about Cassandra before taking him out.
The Inquisitor: Bull, I would just get your horns stuck in something or throw Leliana at you thus beating you both. Blackwall has that knee thing going on. Josephine is easily flustered so there’s that. Vivienne would be distracted by my awful fashion choices. Solas…
Iron Bull: Why not Sera and Cole?
The Inquisitor: *taking a long drink* Bees, Sera would release all the bees, and I can’t just take swing at my son.
Dorian: But you would take one at me?
The Inquisitor: Never, I have other ways of distracting you.