Call me crazy, but I have a thing for Davy Jones and Calypso.
It all started with 14 year old me seeing the third potc.
Watching Calypso grow up when she was freed and Davy Jones killing a man with his beard, I didn't know what was happening to me back then.
And now I want them to make me a sandwich, thanks to them I have appreciation/respect for big muscular women and I admire non-human men.
LITERALLLYYY a dalypso sandwich would fix me like she's so fine and he's such a loser i need to be right there in the middle of it all..you are in such good company with this take, we are horny for calypso out here

















