#somebitofeverything

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎂🎂 Can I have a Merlin prompt? 🎂🎂🎂

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5

Merlin manages to avoid the arrival of Nimueh and her kidnapped apprentice and it’s not even suspicious at all because everyone is avoiding them, and Tristan, because of the huge fight they had about the actual legitimate kidnapping of an unwed, barely of age lady from a neighboring kingdom.

“Does it count as kidnapping if they go along willingly?” Elyan asks, standing above Merlin while he polishes his armor and being no help at all despite being the son of a blacksmith.

He shrugs. “How would I know?”

That gets him a snort of laughter and a slap on the back that only has him stumbling a little bit. If nothing else, his time as Arthur’s servant running around doing chores, and usually running after Arthur and Elyan and their newest terrible idea, has made it so he sort of has muscles now. Access to the castle’s kitchens certainly hasn’t hurt either.

He feels sort of guilty about it. Sure, he’s barely earning any wages himself since it’s mostly going to Ealdor’s debt, but they’re out there working hard to irrigate the land and fix up the village and he’s eating well and sleeping in the nicest room he probably ever will, and sure, he’s working, but he also spends a lot of time just hanging out with Arther and Elyan.

“She’s pretty alright actually, for a noble,” he continues. He hasn’t been going to nearly the lengths Merlin has to avoid her. “Especially for one that grew up in Camelot.”

“You grew up in Camelot,” Merlin says.

For a moment Elyan looks a strange cross between forlorn and wistful. “Yeah, but me and my dad and my sister are just commoners. It wasn’t so bad for us, after the queen died and the prince went missing, but the nobles got it the worst. The king had never been the most comprising of men, but he really became something else after all that. I assume that’s why the de Bois left.”

Merlin startles. “The de Bois are from Camelot? They said that this was their grandfather’s castle!”

Elyan blinks at him. “What? Of course they are! And this was his castle, it’s just that familial relations broke down,” sometimes Elyan says things that make it so clear he spends too much time with Arthur, “and so their father’s was in Camelot. Is in Camelot, and still abandoned because no lord is willing to take up there and risk the king’s ire.”

“Why would the king care if someone else lived there?” he asks.

“Well, he took his brothers-in-law fleeing his kingdom a little personally, Merlin,” he says, rolling his eyes.

Wait. Wait – “Their sister was the queen of Camelot!?”

Elyan stares at him for a long moment then reaches out to rap his knuckles on the side of Merlin’s head. “What kind of schooling does that village have over there? I’ll tell Arthur to add it to the list.”

Better schooling wouldn’t be a bad thing, but, “I know her name was Ygraine! Ygraine Pendragon. No one told me her maiden name was du Bois!”

“Well,” Elyan says, looking uncertain, “maybe they just didn’t want it spread around. It’s not like they left under the best of circumstances. But I’m from the city proper, and everyone knows about the queen’s family there.”

“Right,” he says faintly.

How do things just keep getting worse?

He’s serving the king of Camelot’s nephew!

[aziraphales-library]

Lost fic post #38

1.  Never asked for stuff here, but I was looking for a fic in which aziraphale hates the Bentley because he is the proof that his demon can love just not him. Something like that. Thank you very much ~ @tut557

2. I'm looking for this Post-Apocalypse fic where Aziraphale is in the bathroom and he sees the full bathtub and suddenly he thinks he's back in Hell and that Crowley just took a dive in Holy Water. Please and thank you. ~ @somebitofeverything

3. I am trying bto find this fic I sorta remember, and didn't bookmark I guess, it ah, Crowley has this sorta creature that follows him, and I think Aziraphale sees it being killed a few times and realizes that it's apart of Crowley. And it's apparently Crowleys desire? ~anon

4. Hey! I'm looking for a fic I thought I'd bookmarked but I guess I didn't. Crowley fulfills an old lady's last wish of pretending to be her secret lover at her funeral while she watches on from the Bentley with Aziraphale? ~anon

5. Looking for a azi/crow fic where Crowley assumed Aziraphale was just staying with him after Armagedidn't because heaven found out about his friendship with Crowley and wouldn't let him back into heaven. He though Aziraphale chose heaven over him. This comes out b/c Aziraphale confesses his love to Crowley I think. There's also a line i think where Crowley asks "you're not going to change your mind in the morning, will you?" ~anon

If you know one of these fics, please use the number in your response!

~Mod P

[princess-of-the-worlds]

Drabble request: Tosh could rule the world

Toshiko Sato, Ruler of the World

“Out of all of us, who do you think has the potential to turn evil and rule the world?” Owen asks Jack as they huddle in a corner of the Hub, bored out of their minds. It’s a slow day in the Hub.

Jack hums consideringly. “...Gwen perhaps?” The woman in question is boredly reading through a bridal magazine at her desk.

Owen snorts. “She wouldn’t be evil, not unless the entirety of Wales was badly threatened.” A beat. “Everyone would hate me. I could be an evil ruler.”

“But they’d hate you enough to overthrow you,” Jack tells him. “Me?”

“Too horny,” says Owen, smirking. “Ianto would be an efficient evil ruler, but you would distract him eventually.”

Which leads...

“Tosh,” Jack says. “Tosh would be an excellent evil ruler.” 

Owen glances towards Tosh’s workstation, where she’s grinning maliciously after having hacked into MI5. He shivers. “Agreed. Agreed.”

[10yrsyart]

The horns! AJ's horns are different from Crow's!!!!!

yes they are different!! :D and yeah, the True forms are all going to make a real appearance at some point.

[keyofjetwolf]

Wasn't there supposed to be spillover from the 'Watching openings for the first time'? Or did you finish that when I wasn't looking?

I must’ve done! I’ll take this opportunity to do a convenient round-up post, though:

Demon Slayer

Ojamajo Doremi

Emiya-san Chi no Kyou no Gohan

Godless

The A-Team

Dorohedoro

Boy Meets World

Daredevil

Boardwalk Empire

Kamisama Kiss Season 2

Persona 2: Eternal Punishment (which turns out was the wrong one oops)

I’m totally going to watch Godless, and am absolutely not going to watch Ojamajo Doremi.

[tomminowrites]

It's yo Birthday! Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

WOO thank you so much!! Can I tempt you with a cupcake? You seem like a triple chocolate brownie kinda person... Fudge-filled with a whole buncha chocolate chips on top. Perfect

[imaredshirt]

somebitofeverything replied to your photoset “Getting separated and then lost wasn’t the best start to the away...”

Why is Drake a redshirt? *laughing*

Because he’d be the luckiest and most resilient redshirt in the history of redshirts. He’d be a legend. Tales would be told of him. Longest surviving redshirt in the galaxy. He’s been on dozens of away missions and he’d still alive, they’d say. A mountain could fall on him and he’d make it out alive. Twenty alien plants could be firing poisoned thorns at him and he’d trudge on just to save his crew mates. He’d also hold the record for Most Visits To Sickbay but at least he’d still be alive and an invaluable member to the crew.

... but in all honestly I just figured he’d be a communications officer or something, I just really wanted some red in there XD

[chioccetta]

What about Star vs the Forces of Evil AU where Hector is the excitable prince of Mewni and is sent to live with Imelda who is not pleased to see her life turned upside down because of an excitable prince from another dimension. Though she eventually warms up to him ;)

That was actually another idea I had and I had a lot of trouble trying to figure out which one I should go with, but I might as well draw this version as well! It is cute as hell!