Writing friend: I need help with a character coming up with a nickname for her crush that they don't know their name.
Me: ah, ok. What's the first thing they notice about their crush?
Them: their scent *sends sentence*
"He smelled like what I would have imagined my forest to be, wild and earthy with a hint of honey."
Me: ok so, that covers pine, rosemary, possibly vanilla, and of course honey notes.
Them: .....ya
Me: Mr. Yankee Candle
Them: *cracking up*
Me: Sir Mainstay, Lord Seasonal Evergreen, Count -
Them: 💀💀💀💀














