#sounds festive

[myfriendmalamar]

dinner party????

[poorslaindoll]

Oh my god. Fun and cool FNAF game AU idea thing:

Five Nights at Freddy's... But on a boat...

[c0konk]

Louie: Do you have any ibuprofen?

Goldie: Back in my day, we just died.

[kogetanotenshi]

Kirinmaru: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game.

Moroha: Knife Monopoly!

Towa:

Setsuna:

Kirinmaru:

Kirinmaru: I was actually going to hunt you all for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[the-wereraven]

I think soda that is like a slushier tastes best

Sprite hits different when it's like that

Quick question though! How does one turn soda into slushie?

[senotsuri]

Weird headcannon but I think Neathia has double the oxygen that’s on earth

Terrifying.

Oxygen is poisonous (it slowly sets you on fire on a cellular level, if I’m not mistaken). You’d breathe more in, given that there’s more of it, so you’d die about twice as fast? Kinda...

[richgoranski-mrpa]

does anyone dare me to go swimming later 

[incorrectmarvelkids]

Peter: I guess it's a new year.

Tony: Yeah, so?

Peter: I dunno... I guess I forgot to do something awesome to ring in the new year.

Tony: Well, what did you do on New Years Eve?

Peter: Slept for 3 days straight.

Tony: Peter-

Peter: I just woke up.