#source : tangled

[percyxcalypso]

[Empousas appears]

Calypso : Who's that?

Percy : They don't like me

[Kronos' army shows up]

Calypso : Who's that?

Percy : They don't like me either

[ Luke appears ]

Calypso : Who's that?

Percy : Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!

[nightwingvixen23]

Jason : *breaks into Ric Grayson’s apartment in an attempt at rekindling his memory*

Ric : *attacks Jason and ends up knocking him out* 

Jason’s last thought before succumbing to unconsciousness : damn, baby boi can really pack a punch now. ngl, that shits kinda hawt—

*About 20 minutes later or so*

Jason : *slowly coming back to consciousness*

Jason : *realizes that he’s tied to a chair*

Jason : well shit someone’s gotten hella kinky  

Ric : so. what do you want with me ?

Jason : huh ?

Ric : to kidnap me ?

Jason : what ? no.

Ric : to lure me away under nightfall and murder me ?

Jason : ok. omg. wow. no. slow down there honey bunches. my name is Jason Todd.

Ric : *the rapid blink of a lost child* 

Jason : 

Ric : *crickets*

Jason : really ? nothin ? nothin at all ? no hazy memory of a man about my height with my good looks bendin’ ya sideways over the clubman bars of my motorcycle and taking that ass six ways from Sunday ?

Ric : *grabs a frying pan* I WON’T HESITATE TO SEND YOU BACK INTO OBLIVION JACKASS

Jason : WHOA ! calm down hot stuff ! I’m doin’ nothin but tellin’ the truth here

Ric : I beg to argue with you on that. you’re not my type

Jason : *bursts out laughing* no shit??? what is your type then. ya like’em older ?

Ric : maybe I do 

Jason : older with a thick pocket book ? yeah, somethin’ tells me you’re a bit of a Sugar Baby

Ric : that shit’s not your business. now tell me the REAL truth about who you are 

Jason : Jason Todd. your former boo

Ric : *raises frying pan* BACK INTO OBLIVION IT IS THEN

Jason : WAIT—

Ric : either cough up the truth or get bitch slapped by iron !

Jason : okay okay okay !

Ric : *stops mid swing*

Jason : *sighing*

Ric : 

Jason : it seems you leave me no choice...

Ric : ?  ?

Jason : ...here comes the smoulder

Jason : 

Ric : *blank stare*

Ric : *no reaction*

Ric : *AFU* 

Jason : 🙂*sweatdrop*

Jason : ...this is kinda an off day for me this doesn’t normally happen...🙂

Ric : PREPARE TO EAT IRON MOTHERFUCKER—!!

[waitingformessages]

Insert witty comment about picture here

[textsfromhyuga]

Ronin: How did you find me ?

Jun/ko: It was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

[trollhunter-aus-and-shitposts]

Jim and the gang : we've made the decision to trust you.

NotEnrique : a horrible decision, really.

[incorrectsherlollyquotes]

Molly is invited to a Holmes-only brunch in Victorian London unbeknownst to all by Mama Holmes

Sherlock : Something brought you here, Hooper. Call it what you will...fate...destiny....

Molly : A carriage.

[percyxcalypso]

[ Percy taking a vacation in Ogygia with Calypso ]

Percy : And for that one moment, everything was perfect...

[ Hephaestus comes ]

Percy : And then that moment ended.

[percyxcalypso]

Percy : I know what the big question is, did Calypso and I ever get married?

Percy : Well I'm pleased to tell you that after years and years of asking and asking and asking..

Percy : I finally said yes

Calypso : Percy...?

Percy : Alriight, I asked her

Calypso : And we're living happily ever after

Percy : 😍🥰😘Yes we are