#source glee

[fleshthatfalls]

deep : did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? 🦈🏳️‍🌈

homelander : 🤨

deep : ☺️

[incorrectcuphead]

the devil: i hate valentine’s day. it was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.

[stormfirebeauty]

Annabeth: You’ve been lying to me for years. You never loved me

Luke: Now technically that wasn’t a lie because I never told you that I did love you 

[lavendernhoney]

Jason: I know what it’s like to loose someone. When someone dies, it hurts. 

Nico: Very astute Jason, that’s a little nugget of wisdom I wanna jot down. 

[trcincorrectquotes]

The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.

Helen Gansey with a flip of her hair

[id-like-to-stay-at-home-please]

Blaine Anderson coming out of a pod to make your day just that bit better.

I love him so much 

[northforwinter]

Qrow: Hey kids, guess what I got?

Nora: A better job?

Yang: A life?

Jaune: Friends your own age?

[fleshthatfalls]

lucky : tonight's guest is the academy's biggest bitch, coriolanus !

coriolanus : hm, two things. your bird has about three weeks to live and your cologne smells like hot, acrid barf

lucky : thank you so much !