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[revelryinthememes]

Amajiki: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Mirio says nice things to me every day and his love protects me

Izuku: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Kacchan says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared

[incorrectsukuita]

Sukuna, over the phone : Where are you?

Yuuji : Under the clouds that kinda looks like a lion.

Sukuna : The fuck? Be more specific.

Yuuji : Well.. like Simba, I guess.

[bro-im-tired]

Ingrid: [puts on high heels]

Felix: Those heels are a little tall. Were just going to deliver a message, you don't wanna draw too much attention

Ingrid: You literally have a sword

Felix: Irrelevant

[jipuragi]

Mr. Lee: What do the words 'Take Out' mean to you?

Mr. Nam: Food.

Agent Anh: Hitman.

Cha-young: Date.

Vincenzo: All three if you're not a coward.

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: I am never donating blood again.

Akechi: The second you walk in the door they ask you all these questions!

Akechi: They're all like, "Whose blood is that and where did you get it?"

Akechi: "Why is it in this bucket?"

[funnybleachstuff]

Uryuu: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Inoue says nice things to me every day and her love protects me.

Ichigo: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Rukia says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Xie Lian: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because San Lang says nice things to me every day, and his love protects me.

Quan Yizhen: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Shixiong says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Odin: You can’t set all of your problems on fire

Loki: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable