#source: bluesky

[incorrecttwsted]

Newest development from the S.T.Y.X labs

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Uber: *refuses to pick up Medic*

Medic: *covered head-to-toe in blood* The heterosexual AUDACITY of some people!

[not-the-axolotl]

Yall gotta see ts lmfao

Oscar watching Billie commit several warcrimes in the span of a week lmao.

[starrycourtss]

We are actually so back.

[incorrect-book-of-mormon]

satan, to akish, amalickiah, gadianton, kishkumen, etc. etc.: you need some schemes bro. bro it's time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Cowboy: I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell).

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: If they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too.

Frank: You put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Terry: As if the world couldn't get any worse, they ruined Baked Lays

Terry: Words can't properly express the depths of my sorrow. Why would you add nasty fake "potato chip" flavor and olive oil into the most perfect bite of crunchy nothingness that has ever existed. I hate this planet with the fire of a thousand hells.

Terry: Chip patch just dropped and turned my ass into Sephiroth