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[vigilantsycamore]

Weiss, upbeat: The only difference between "try" and "triumph" is a little "oomph"!

Winter: ...

Whitley: ...

Weiss: Ruby keeps motivational posters on the fridge. Ugh, she's destroyed me

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: You ran a background check on Eddie’s wife!?

Mike: Why does everyone say that like it's something terrible?

Bev: Because it’s kinda terrible

[vigilantsycamore]

[Qrow is officiating the Bumbleby wedding]

Qrow: If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed...

Qrow: Keep it to yourself because this is gonna happen

[vigilantsycamore]

Weiss: Here's a leaflet of all of the venomous plants and animals in the area

Ruby: Thank you Weiss, I love you too

[vigilantsycamore]

Weiss, on the phone with Winter: It's fine, I made bail

Winter, only just now finding out Weiss was arrested: Bail!?

Weiss: Relax, Ruby says the murder charge probably won't stick

Winter: MURDER CHARGE!?

[vigilantsycamore]

Weiss: Would you please stop calling it "whore sauce"?

Yang: I'm sorry, does putanesca not translate to "in the style of the whore"?

Weiss: Yes, and I regret telling you that every time I make it

Yang: Whore sauce

[vigilantsycamore]

[Sometime during the Beacon Arc]

Blake: Weiss cussed you out?

Jaune: She said I was a real pain in her ass. Not THE ass, HER ass specifically, a pain in HER ass!

Blake: Way to go, Weiss

[vigilantsycamore]

Roman: You're a better man than me

Qrow: Well, making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going