#source: clarence

[rosie-the-orca]

Victor: *relaxing on the beach* I love the beach

Adam: *walks up to Victor, incredibly sunburned* Hi Victor, I feel like a hotdog

[mcchill-16]

-HUNTR/X is placing their order on the plane-

Mira: “Chicken parfait.”

Zoey: “I want that one!”

Kim: “You want the thick thighs pu**y salad???”

Zoey: “Yeah.”

Rumi: *nods affirmatively*

Kim: “Okay. One thick thighs pu**y salad for you.”

[happylittleshrub]

[green-ranger-supporter]

Eric: … Sorry I… tried to kill you.

Wes: That’s okay. It made it more fun, I guess.

(Source: Clarence)

[fatherfigurefusion]

The 1-A(utism) Trio Dynamic

Shiho: (looking on a computer) "Top 10 Interesting Vacation Spots"?

Kohane: (getting a closer look, grabbing Shiho's shoulders in the process) Oh, cool-

Shiho: (jolting away from Kohane's touch) Touching!

Kohane: (retracting her hands) Sorry...

Shiho: It says I need to download a plug-in...

Minori: (freaking out) NO! NO! CLICK NO!

[incorrect-hgs]

Sage: *covered in sunscreen* Ahh… I love the beach.

Rosemary: *covered in sunburn* Hey Sage, I feel like a hot dog.

Source: Clarence

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[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Ren: We should just be more like these frogs. Look at that one right there, he's just floatin' down the river of life, not a care in the whole world. That's livin'.

Pierre: I think that frog’s dead.

Ren: Oh. I'll give you a dollar if you eat it.

Pierre: Done.

[incorrectnexoknightsquotes]

Aaron: We should just be more like these frogs. Look at that one right there, he’s just floatin’ down the river of life, not a care in the whole world. That’s livin’.

Axl: I think that frog’s dead.

Aaron: Oh. I’ll give you a dollar if you eat it.

Axl: Done.