#source: clockwork angel

[incorrect-metalgear]

Kaz: When Ocelot says 'enterprising', he means 'morally deficient'.

Ocelot: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say 'Now that's something I would have done'.

[selphiahaven]

[inncorrectinnquotes]

Enterprising

Pisces, impressed: “That was enterprising." Ksmvr smiles, pleased with the praise. Ceria: "Don't look so pleased with yourself. When Pisces says 'enterprising' he means 'morally deficient.'" Pisces: "No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done'.”

[olliesmoreno]

After the pool scene be like *at Jamie’s hospital bed*

Lottie: Okay, Jamie, sorry but I have to go now-

Jamie: I-

Ellie: It’s okay, I’ll stay then. I’ll have you know that I can minister angelically.

Jamie: None too convincingly. And you’re not as pretty to look at as Lottie.

Ellie:

Ellie: How rude!

Ellie: Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun.

Jamie: If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren’t wrong.

[imbicuriousyeah]

Key: you’re not as pretty to look at as Jonghyun is

Taemin: how rude. many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun

Key: if they mean it gives you a headache, they aren’t wrong

[nedfuckindiscretionchicanejr]

Duck: When Ned says "enterprising," he means "morally deficient."

Ned: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, "Now that's something I would have done."

[incorrect-cloakanddagger-quotes]

Tyrone: Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"

Tandy: They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

[caeli-phantomhive]

Ciel: There was a time I thought we could be friends, Lau.

Lau: There was a time I thought I was a ferret, but it turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.