#source: incorrectmarvelquote

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Uncle Peter, can I have a job? Peter: Do you have 5 years experience in the field? Eli: I’m fifteen Peter: Then no Eli: But it’s an entry level position! Peter: I think there’s an exit level position down the hall it’s called ‘my door’ Eli: Peter: Bye bye

(source)

[themiraculousladyblog]

Chat Noir: What are you writing?

Ladybug: Hawk Moth wants a detailed list of every Miraculous I have access to

Chat Noir: *reading over her shoulder* This just says ‘Fuck around and you’ll find out’

Ladybug: Exactly

[revelryinthememes]

All Might: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you die

Izuku, terrified: New Jersey????

[sinivalkoista]

Arthur: I asked a girl out.

Merlin: Oh, I'm sorry.

Arthur: Why?

Merlin: I assume she said no.

[sariahsue]

Adrien: Okay, good news and bad news.

Marinette: Bad news first.

Adrien: The cat pooped on your sewing machine. 

Marinette: We don’t have a cat.

Adrien: That brings me to the good news-

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Where's Vi?

Jayce: She drank 5 energy drinks one after another and then thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about her.

Vi, from outside: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, WINGED FUCK!

[avengexminds]

Hotch: How do you deal with anxiety?

Reid: I let it fuck me up and then I go to bed.

[incorrectbensler]

Olivia, singing: What is love? Baby don’t hurt me

Elliot: I would never hurt you

Olivia: No, El, it’s a song

Elliot, forcefully: I would never let anyone hurt you