#source: jerma985

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Mr. Jefferson: This is art, right here, I’m doing it right now. This is performance art! You guys don’t understand? This is a LIVING PAINTING that you're seeing.

Mr. Jefferson: Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN! You understand? I remain, as a performance artist!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: I'll water my garden with champagne before I let a Topsider drink it.

Jinx:

Jinx: Yeah.

Vi: Boy, you said it.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KARKAT: OKAY!! I-... IF I FUCKING CHOP YOU UP IN A MEAT GRINDER, AND THE ONLY THING THAT COMES OUT, THAT’S LEFT OF YOU, IS YOUR FUCKING EYEBALL, YOU’RE- YOU’RE PROBABLY DEAD!! YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO-

DAVE: youre gonna what

KARKAT: NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY. I’M JUST SAYING, LIKE. IF YOU- IF SOMEBODY WERE TO, LIKE. PUSH YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER, AND, FUCKING. YOUR- ONE OF YOUR FINGER BONES IS STILL INTACT, THEY’RE NOT GONNA PICK IT UP AND GO, “WELL, SEE! YEAH, IT WASN’T DEADLY! IT WASN’T AN INSTANT KILL MOVE! YOU’VE STILL GOT, LIKE, THIS PART OF YOUR FINGER LEFT!”

DAVE: youre gonna put me in a meat grinder

KARKAT: NO I’M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I’M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I’M MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT, LIKE- IF I- FUCKING. IF I WERE TO GET FUCKING KILLED... I DUNNO. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING.

KARKAT: IF- IF- OKAY. IF YOU WERE TO- OK FUCK IT, WE’RE TAKING HUMANS OUT OF THIS. IF ALIEN GLOBGOBGLOBGO #1 FUCKING SHOOTS A DISINTEGRATING RAY AT ALIEN GOBGLO #2, IF THERE’S ONLY FUCKING TEETH LEFT, IT’S- IT’S FUCKING- YOU’RE DEAD. YOU’RE DEAD!!!

DAVE: what are you fucking talking about “if i were to put you in a meat grinder”

KARKAT: GODDAMMIT. IT’S SO FUCKED UP, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING, THOUGH. RIGHT? I’M NOT ACTUALLY SAYING THAT I’M GOING TO PUT SOMEBODY IN A MEAT GRINDER, GODDAMMIT. WHATEVER

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Bettel: Th- this is art here. I'm doing it right now. This is performance art. You guys don't understand? This - this is a living painting that you're seeing.

Bettel: Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN! You understand? I remain, as a performance artist!

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Hero, doing the personality quiz: Okay, if I was an animal, what animal do you think I would be? Serious answers only!

[A few moments pass]

Hero, reading the answers the quiz gave them: A rat… a… a rat, a rat. A rat, you’d be a rat, Hero you’re a rat. You’d be a rat. I think you’d be a rat.

Hero: I think I’d be a wolf.

[incorrectmadokaquotes]

Kyoko: Is this a competition to eat 75 hotdogs?

Sayaka: It is not. It is to save 300 people's lives.

Kyoko: That's equally as important.

[greeeenhand]

Absolute perfection.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Caliborn: I HAVE A HEADACHE.

Dirk: It might be a tumor.

Caliborn: YOu LITTLE SHIT, IT'S NOT A TuMOR, OKAY?! I'M GONNA STRANGLE MY SISTER, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HER, OKAY? I'M GONNA PuT MY HANDS AROuND HER NECK AND STRANGLE HER!