#source: life

[hr-rep]

Whenever somebody emphasizes how the lying aspect of Shane & Ilya not coming out impacted their respective teams/their friends like it matters more then what Shane and Ilya were experiencing I feel a divine urge to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

[moonmoonthecrabking]

grace chasity is the type of person to never swear until she cracks, then she swears every sentence

[waterfire1848]

Me: You know everyone from the Legend of Korra in the next Avatar series will probably be dead.

My friend: Except Toph.

[bifangirl]

Star Wars characters as things various people in my life have said (pt 2)

Part 1

Darth Vader: This isn’t about [Life Day], it’s about the coldness of my heart.

—————————

Padawan Qui-Gon at some point to Dooku: You have composer eyebrows!

—————————

Tech: The [holonet] scares, confuses, and delights me at the same time.

—————————

Obi-Wan: My pain is not your aesthetic.

—————————

Rey: I’m an asexual with a fear of being alone.

—————————

Little ‘Soka: I’m fun sized!

—————————

Hondo: Scamming scammers is like my favorite hobby.

—————————

Bonus from my dad talking about Vader and Obi-Wan: Hamilton and Aaron Burr ain’t got shit on these two.

[gii-heylittleangel]

Hermione: Gods, give me patience.

Fred: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Hermione: If they gave me strength, you'd be dead already.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

What we learned as children, zat one plus one equals two, we know to be false. One plus one equals one. We even have a word for when you, plus anozair, equals one. Zat word ees love.

Pepe le Pew to Fifi la Fume

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Philip: Grandpa?

G-Wash: ???

Philip: Do you have a penis?

G-Wash: Yes.

Philip: Does Grandma have a penis?

G-Wash: No.

Philip: Why?

G-Wash: Uh...it’s science, Pip.

Philip:

Philip: Science gives you a penis? Why?