Mar 12, 2022
I never understood people who thought gold was some kind of regal color. It's a flamboyant yellow! That's all it is!
Guzma
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I never understood people who thought gold was some kind of regal color. It's a flamboyant yellow! That's all it is!
Guzma
Erik: You can't rush art.
Boo: Can't rush art?
Boo: But I already see the perfect masterpiece right in front of me. I should thank the artist...
Boo: What's your mum's number again?
Incorrect Quotes-
These are all based on stupid things either me, my family and friends have said/done over the years....
I have no idea how we’re still alive honestly…
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Andal, playing a game: Where’s Cayde? He’s too quite.
Cayde, sprinting towards him shouting: I HAVE A KNIFE!!
Andal: *Screams of terror*
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Cayde, stocking ice in a freezer, pauses for a moment.
Ikora: You okay Cayde?
Cayde: Ice doesn’t have an experation date, does it?
Setara and Shaxx: How are you a Vanguard again?
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Young!Dakota: *falls down a massive rock quarry, bends over their neck backwards*
Young!Echo: *follows behind albeit more safely*
Setara: Holy Shit! Dakota!!
~A decade or so later~
Adult!Dakota: And all I came out of it was a small scratch on my nose.
Zavala: How are you alive again?
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Andal: *falls down stairs at an abandoned building*
Cayde: *catches him* Looks like you fell for me.
Andal: *blushes and stumbles on his words*
Shiro: *rolls his optics* Can you two stop flirting for two minutes?
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Zavala and Ikora: *talking off to the side to Osiris*
*Cayde runs by screaming while Eris follows behind shouting*
Osiris: Are they okay?
Zavala: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* I give up.
Ikora: *shouts towards them* DON’T KILL EACH OTHER!
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Setara: Sound off, who isn’t lost?
Echo: Here.
Dakota: Queer!
Setara: Wait… where’s Nikolai?
Nikolai: *pushes his way through bushes looking dishevelled* Fuckers left me to deal with the Vex!
Echo and Dakota: *looks sheepish and hides behind Setara*
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Cayde: and that’s how I got that scar!
Failsafe: How are you still alive Cayde Unit?
Sundance, experated: I ask myself that question everyday.
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More soon hopefully!!
Enjoy!!
Shorty: Sometimes I wish heels have wheels in them
Kiro: ??? heels with wheels???
Kiro: why?
Shorty: so I could glide in style and be tall
Vinnie: honey, they're heelys
Kiro: no-
Barbara: We need a plan.
Beetlejuice: *starts raising hand*
Barbara: that doesn’t involve killing anyone.
Beetlejuice: *slowly lowers hand*
Kaminari: I momentarily confused "JFK" for "JKR" and for a split second I wondered how the former president of the United States of America was tweeting about Lupin's dick.
LD: *opens his mouth*
Nero: Fuck You