#source: nefarious

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Holly Lingerbean: Hey, Nega - where's the jar of memories?

Nega-Shantae: Check next to my gauntlets.

Holly Lingerbean: Alright, next to your gauntlets...yup, there it-Aw, no!

Holly Lingerbean: Nega, you left it next to the skulls of your enemies! That can't be healthy for Wilbur!

Nega-Shantae: It's fine. They've been boiled and bleached. It's sanitized.

Holly Lingerbean: ...let's just go make sure this is double clean, huh?

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Big G's Assistant: ser we have gotten word of a expensive drug plantation that's not owned by you in Canada do you want to take it over?

Big G: why not we can't have competition

Big G's Assistant: they will most likely open fire when they see us coming they will be as cold as ice

Big G: then we will have to melt it with soup made of evil spice, grown in the greenhouse of grief, and packaged at the processing plant of pain! It's so evil when all the chefs backs where turned it murdered the other spices

Goon 109: whoa

Big G: the countertop that day ran red with peprika!

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[Risky Boots is holding Rottytops hostage while waiting for Shantae to try and foil her latest plan]

Risky: Alright, I need to go check on the main power room, and I'm not taking my eyes off you for a moment. Your hand. Give it to me.

Rottytops, holding up her hand to show a ring: In marriage? I'm kind of spoken for, my gal.

Risky:

[Later...]

Rottytops, rubbing the bump on her head: Worth it.

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Nega Shantae: That's making some assumptions about the nature of our universe.

Holly Lingerbean: ...True, that is true...I can't discount the fact that I am special, and possibly the center of the universe.

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[Many years ago...]

Risky: What sort of secret training technique is this?

Pirate Master: Beating your ass until you learn how to not get your ass beat.

Risky: Doesn't feel like it's working.

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Shantae, about Risky: Ugh, why is she immune to my friendship powers!?

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Twitch, over a reciever: Don't you worry, boss! The plan's going off without a-

Shantae: Um, hi?

Twitch:

Vinegar: ...bitch.

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[Bolo is in a wedding tux, pacing nervously]

Bolo: Oh, I'm gonna barf. I'm really gonna barf.

Rottytops: Hey, hey, don't worry! I got just the thing...

Bolo: Wha-

[Rottytops throws a bunch of flowers into his face]

Rottytops: FLOWERS!

Bolo: Pfft, pfft! What are you doing?

Rottytops: Is this...not what the chief flower thrower does?

Bolo: Well, yeah, but you sprinkle them gently. Along the ground.

[Rottytops glances over at a nearby bazooka that seems to be loaded with flowers]

Rottytops: ...I think I have drastically misunderstood this job.