#source: outerbanks

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[pidges-lost-robot]

*Keith and Shiro are splitting off from the team*

*Lance catches Keith's arm*

Lance: Hey, uh, be safe

Keith:... We will

*Shiro and Keith head off*

Pidge cradling Hunk's face: Be safe...

Hunk dramatically: I'll be so safe

Lance: Will you guys stop?-

Hunk: I'll be safe... for you

Lance:.... I'm gonna kill you

Pidge, still dramatically: But how would that keep us safe?

[unicornblossom13]

Jyugo [about to head out]: Okay, cool.

Uno [grabs his hand for a moment]: Hey, be safe.

Jyugo [smiles]: I will.

[He leaves, the gambler watching him go. Rock and Nico share a look]

Nico: Be safe~

Rock: I’ll be so safe~

Uno: Will you guys stop?

Rock: I’ll be safe for you~

Uno: Stop! I’m gonna kill you.

Rock & Nico: But how would that keep us safe~

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Remus: *throws, misses*

James: Didn't you ever play quidditch?

Remus: I was on the math team!

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Teddy: *mimics static* Your dad’s a pussy. Over. *mimics static*

Harry: Oh, I heard that you little bastard.

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Peter: I gotta say, I’m just a tad uncomfortable with all of this.

James: Thank you!

Remus: When are you not uncomfortable?

Peter: Well, I dunno. I rode here on the back of Sirius’s bike pretty comfortably.

Sirius: It’s true. Most relaxed I’ve ever seen him.

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Lily: I mean, really, what did I do?

Mary: You liked me.

Lily: What?

Mary: When people get close to me. . .I feel trapped.

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Ron: Oh my god. Have you seen this shirt? It’s $190.

Harry: Don’t worry.

Harry: I’ll sugar mama you.